“Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.”
We turn onto a very narrow little road that cuts between two expansive rice fields and which has a dead meter drop on either side and the SUV accelerates somewhat precariously. He reaches over and with his left hand turns the volume up a bit.
“Imagination sets in, pretty soon I’m singing,”
This little road is really long and the fields are wide and stretch to far away. There is a big house with laundry hung outside off in the distance and the modest mountains surrounding the valley we are passing through are soft with only just what you would call peaks.
The interior of the truck is well worn and smells of old leather, pipe-smoke and licorice. The back of the truck is packed nearly to ceiling with fishing and other outdoor gear. It’s packed in a way that tells you it’s rarely unpacked, if ever at all, except when fishing or outdoor things are going to be done. In the middle console between the driver side on the right and me on the left is a flashlight, a water bottle, a row of old tapes for the tape player, a pipe, an old Tiffany’s butane pipe lighter, a dented flask with what looks like a trout on it and a buck knife.
“Doo, doo, doo, Looking out my back door.”
It takes about an hour to reach the spot by the river he wants to fish at. It’s a good spot. It’s not busy, it’s down a bit from a bend in the river and is fairly desolate; a good spot.
He changes into his black waders behind the old SUV with it’s silver paint peeling in certain areas. We don’t talk but he hands me a pair of fishing tabi, split toed, stiff soled moccasins meant for wearing in the water. They are a size 30, brand new in the package and I wonder how long it took him to find these. They fit me well. I help him grab some of the other gear and then we wonder down to the river.
We wade through thigh-high grass and ankle deep mud to reach a solid little spot right at the edge of the water. It’s flowing swiftly in the middle of the river and is a light blue hue that reminds me of the sea in Nijima. Directly across from us, in the middle of the fast blue water is a large rock, about three meters high, covered in bushes and vines.
We wade into the water and it’s cold and pulls at my legs. He explains to me that he wants me to look under the bigger rocks under foot, and collect bugs for bait. The bugs look like little black slugs and are easy to find. I collect a couple dozen. It takes about an hour and the sun is high now in the middle of the sky. I wade back to our area at the shore. Still standing in the cool river water I lean over, open up a small blue cooler and pull out an ice-cold Kirin Lager. I take a long drink and the beer is freezing and delicious. There are small pieces of ice in the beer. I take another long, cold swallow. “Damn, that’s good.” I say to the river.
Just then I see him in the middle of the river about fifteen meters away from me and down stream. His legs are set wide and he suddenly drops his weight a bit and I see the long rod of his fishing pole bend first slightly and then much more deeply.
He moves the rod to the left, then back up, then to the right. He takes in a little line. He repeats this a couple of times, then with his left hand he reaches to his belt and retrieves his net. He holds the net out to his side and slightly turns his body and with his right hand and arm he manipulates the rod. Several meters away down stream, suddenly a fish, caught on the end of his line, shoots out of the river water and flies through the air towards him. He quickly turns his body bringing his net wide and left and the fish travels through the air and skillfully lands deep in the net. He then easily slings the long rod under his arm and across his upper back and crouches down into the current to attend to his prey.
The first catch of the day.
Later, I take another beer and wade across the river to the big rock. I circle around it and find a spot I can grab onto firmly with my hands, beer in my deep cargo pocket of my shorts, and I pull myself up. I climb on top of the rock where it’s so hot. The vines are all over and a large beetle walks slowly across the hot surface and into one of the bushes nearby on the rock. I sit down and the cold water of the river pours off me and cools the hot rock face. The beer is almost as good as the first one and I watch the river and the fisherman. He catches more fish and the river keeps flowing.
After some time I jump off the rock into the cold deep part of the river just below it and the current, faster here, easily whips me down stream feet first back into the shallows.
He has a beer with me and we cut big chunks off a roll of sweet, country ham to eat with the beer. He talks about the fishing, how it’s not bad today but nothing too special. He tells me about the type of fish, Ayu, and that all these are for tonight’s big family dinner. He tells me he has caught many Ayu in the river. I look at his tanned, heavily lined face and long black and white coarse hair, pulled back in an unruly pony tail, and I believe he has caught many fish. He talks about fishing easily and with an expertise. Fishing in Gifu is something he has done for a long time.
The short break in the hot sun with the beer and ham finishes and he continues to fish. I find more bait and I go up and watch him work the line, the rod and manipulate the net. He shows me how to bait properly and walks me through teasing a fish before netting it. By four in the afternoon he has caught nine fish.
We load back into the SUV with the fish on ice and he turns the ignition over.
Creedence pours out of the door speakers.
“Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I’ll buy no sorrows.”
“Doo, doo, doo, Looking out my back door.”
I eat two Ayu that night and they are delicious. Everyone enjoys them and the big dinner is light and people smile and eat a lot. The old man who did the fishing gets a little drunk on beer and shochu but in a familiar way and handles it well. We are both tanned from our day at the river.
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KIRIN! A great booze. I get Kirin beer here… sometimes… when I have money… been awhile.
Anyway, amazing post! Simply Amazing! Thank you so very much for this gift of a post! I mean it.
It has been far to long since I went fishing. Allergies, crap living situation, and lack of a fishing license. They charge far more than they should for those license. All my fishing poles are in storage… I just realized that. My god that is sad.
It is weird, me and fishing. I enjoy fishing a great deal. Especially if I have something to drink while I fish. Some rum dipped pipe tobacco wouldn’t go bad with fishing either. The reason fishing and I have a weird history is my luck at it. I know how to fish and my advice tends to get people catching fish quickly. I, however, do not usually have much luck. Sometimes I fish like a pro, but those times are rare. I usually look like a clumsy idiot and catch nothing.
It doesn’t bother me at all though. Just being there in the tranquility, drunk with no worries, that is what it is all about. A relaxed mind and body. No distractions or problems.
You, through this post, allowed me to enjoy a small fishing trip. Thank you. I should add that I do not know how to fly fish. I used to know some great info on fly fishing that would have been helpful to someone fly fishing, but myself I have never tried. I do regular and ice fishing. I read about fishing a lot and have a few really good books on the subject as well as a few DVDs. Oh, and this one really good book, its a little red book of knowledge from old-lifelong-fishermen, and it has some of the best tips I have ever come across. I hope that little book survives its time in storage.
Trout would have to be my favorite to fish for. Then bass and then catfish. Catfish are fun to fish for at night. A lot more active then. Trout streams can be unforgivingly cold. Ended up in more than one through the years. Feels great on a hot day though. Even after the shock of just how much colder it is than you expected hits. Trout, no matter how small, always put up a big fight. They look so beautiful too.
I did manage to keep my favorite Swiss army knife from getting put in storage. I bought it years ago. I didn’t go crazy with it, I just bought what I thought I would need on a Swiss army knife and nothing more. So its got mostly stuff for fishing. Even has a weird little fish design on the side, under the Victoronix-Swiss-army-shield-logo-thingy. In fact, I got a new leather sheath for it a week ago. Its old sheath is beginning to fall apart a bit.
I kept my good fishing shoes out of storage too. They only go up to the ankles. They are designed by bass fishermen, for the Muck Boots company. They do great on the muddy banks of streams. Can’t believe all of my poles and tackle are in storage. The tackle isn’t so much of a setback as one can always use other forms of bait, live bait, or other weird things fish happen to bite on. Certain kinds of cheese do really well.
Man, I can hear the sound of my favorite pole as I cast and reel. Nice cork handle. Fishing is great.
Wonderful writing. I felt like I was sharing that warm relaxing day on the river.
Beautifully written, a wonderful read.
GREAT story! I’m a true fisherman at heart and I know an addict when I see/hear /read of one. He is an addict! I LIVE for bass fishing. A four pound bass coming right out of the water and crushing a hollow bodied topwater frog will shoot your adrenaline meter through the roof. Is there another name for the Ukai? All I can find are images of “trained” birds diving for them. Potzo, get those damn rods out of storage!
UKAI is actually the process of using the birds to fish. the fish name is actually AYU.
Maybe there is some bad memories. Maybe some things that don’t need dug up or someone might get embarrassed. Maybe it would lead to a line of questioning that may bring up something someone asked him not to talk about. Maybe someone died recently and the article was a nagging reminder. This would all make sense with the article being gone.
Although he might just value his privacy and not feel a need to explain himself to some random net people that could just be trollin. Hell once you are out reciting all that crap every time someone asks gets old. A person probably gets sick of it while still serving and like the freedom to not have to answer like a mindless robot. Hell he just might not give a FUCK. If he did then answers may have happened by now.
Some people like privacy and who knows what names have been changed to prevent people from stickin their nose where it doesn’t belong and trying to invade the privacy so many good men have died to protect. You already tried looking him up, what next Google map him so you can go steal his used condom out of a dumpster?
He has his reasons for not answering. Respect that and learn some manners and tact. Seriously why the hell are you calling out some random guy on the net who has a lot of good to say about the service and those that serve? Why mess with someone who makes good posts and generally gets along with those that serve? There are tons of people that sit and bash our fine soldiers non stop and do everything they can to disgrace the bravery of service, why not go mess with them? I guess those fine men did die so that you would have the freedom to waste time here rather than messing with the people that really cause those that have served trouble.
I wouldn’t ever make it in any of the armed forces. Too many health issues and mental. I may not always agree with what they do, but I still respect that they put their lives up for service just so I can be free and act like a … well you get the point. You sure are going out of your way here, when there is so much worse elsewhere… either you have some sort of beef with this site (which WHY when there is so much worse going on elsewhere you could easily find and bash?), or you are really stinkin up the place with some serious trollin. I believe him. I don’t think he is a fake. His stories aren’t anywhere near as crazy as a lot of em out there (and the true ones get extra crazy). I also like his posts. Therefore I subd and read each one he posts.
If you have any issues and think their is some fakery here, then why not just go elsewhere? Why waste time getting all panties in a bunch and trying to call people out on the net? Even if fakes get to you that much, shouldn’t the fakes making up some seriously odious crap and causing trouble for good soldier be the first on your hit list?
If you like a guys posts and it turns out he may have served do you always do a full background check on him like some crazed woman in heat seeing if this is the one? Is this to see if you should put a hole in the condom and try to get pregnant to capture this one?
Yeah I get it, if a person reeks of fake and really spins some tall tales you gotta say something, but man I think you are obsessing a bit here. I don’t get the fake alarm on this site, and I don’t need to go prying into his personal life. He tells enough of it for free and I have the respect not to follow him into the restroom and stare into his urinal.
Potz that was long comment and in my “defense” but I have learned that this is something to just avoid. It goes no place. Trolls are trolls are trolls.
Well, privacy means not having to say anything if you don’t feel like it even when someone acts like saying something isn’t a big deal. Plus avoidance would leave him to wear himself out as he is left lonely flappin jaw (or fingers since its the net). I am sorta wasting breath I guess.
No matter how hard he trolls he wont cost you any fans or readers. So, your take on it is superior. Sorry, I made an ass of myself.
No alcohol left, so nothing to really relax and get my mind off of things. It seems the harder I try to get out of here the more I get dug in. The best distractions are my mini vacations to (Heaven) Japan through you, and a few others that don’t sugar coat the place. He didn’t really mess with that any. I wasn’t really thinking of that when I responded to him. Not sure why I just needed to say something and I tried to keep my cool. Gomen Nasaii.
I don’t usually end up defending people, hell I am short and nothing special and no one wastes time defending me. I overstepped my bounds I guess. Gomen Nasaii.
Please, have a cup of warm sake for me and a bowl of miso. I realize Japan has its down sides. It still is the place I want to be. I don’t mind its bad sides that much and its positives more than make up for it. Not giving up, trying hard to get something going, man I am digging myself in deep…
Maybe service, the sniper school, whatever didn’t rub him the right way. He is a free man now for whatever reasons and so doesn’t feel like getting all chummy and reciting the numbers anymore just to do some DOCKING and SWORD FIGHTING with some snipers that live for their time in the service. Look up DOCKING and SWORDFIGHTING on urban dictionary DOT com.
(He takes a shallow breath and let’s out a long… slow… exhale as he remembers the mountains and streams. And realizes that his face is somehow wet. Having gone somewhere that get’s rarely unpacked, if ever, except for fishing. And then he clears his throat…)
It’s a good spot.
Thanks.