The 7 Kinkiest films of all time (fetishes explained!) Continued
3.I Stand Alone
Director: Gaspar Noé
Starring: Philippe Nahon, Blandine Lenoir, Frankie Pain, Martine Audrain, Jean-François Rauger
Gasper Noe, the master of happy. He’s the next Walt Disney.
In the opening scenes of his now infamous film Irreversible , Noe shows us two men talking, one of which is naked. This man is Philippe Nahon and he is the main character of an epic that delves deeply into how horrid one man can be.
This “epic” is I stand Alone.
Essentially the main character is an out of work butcher, who lives with a fat chick and her annoying mother and has a daughter from a previous marriage that is institutionalized, because he killed a man he mistakenly thought had molested her.
A large part of this movie is just the protagonist wandering around and us listening to his repetitive, trite and often ridiculous inner monologue. Then, the end of the movie comes alive and things get really nasty.
Let me warn you: this guy, the protagonist, is a piece of shit. If you like movies about heroes, avoid this film. I personally love romantic comedies, so well, Jerry Maguire this movie is not.
The KINK explained…
At the end of the film, the old gross man molests, and has sex with, his daughter. Incest is a sexual fetish in which one has strong sexual feelings for a relative. It often coincides with either estrangement from said relative, prior sexual abuse by a different relative or both.
Along with that again Japan’s favorite fetish Ephepophilia or, sexual attraction to someone who has just finished puberty is front and center.
I’m making no bones about it, this is a nasty movie and one that ruins itself in an attempt to be overly shocking. This is no A Clockwork Orange, though it thinks it is. It’s simply a kinky and violent film made by a man that has carved his name out of the rock by making extremely kinky and violent films. That’s it. Watch at your own risk.
Director: John Waters
Starring: Divine, David Lochary, Mary Vivian Pearce, Mink Stole, Danny Mills
John Waters is a man I can never forgive and Pink Flamingos is the reason why Islam is the fastest growing religion on the planet.
It took such an effort for me to type that word “Starring” above. Because in this “film” nobody stars. They simply appear on film and exude total filth.
The plot of Pink Flamingos makes less sense than naming your fat daughter “Temptation“, but I can try to sum it up. Take a deep breath and make sure you aren’t near a bible or a Koran or a copy Men’s Health. Divine, a grotesque transvestite and her son who “loves” chickens, along with his grandmother, a fat woman who lives in a baby bin and wears diapers are in a contest with another couple that dye their hair and kidnap women to impregnate them in their basement. The contest is for the esteemed title “Filthiest people alive.”
The KINK explained….
If Wikipedia had been in existence in 1972 I would have accused Waters of simply going to this page, and trying to fit everything on it into his “movie”.
There is absolutely everything in this film.
Anililagnia, Autagonistophilia, Autassassinophilia,
Biastophilia, Coprophilia, Exhibitionism, Kleptophilia,
Masochism, Mysophilia, Paraphilic infantilism,
Peodeiktophilia, Sadism, Transvestic fetishism,
Voyeurism, and finally Zoophilia / Bestiality.
A long and torturous list indeed. I vomited pretty heavily when I first saw this film in 1996 and I am fairly certain I will again if I don’t stop talking about.
My advice: NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE.
Director: Seiichi Fukuda
Starring: Michiko Aoyama, Akihiko Kaminara
This movie, oh, sweet Japan.
The bottom line: a 16-year-old girl is gang raped by a group of men and impregnated. In addition to this horror, she is also given a feisty case of syphilis. Happy Birthday!
Later in life, she becomes a succesful doctor, but her past experiences and trauma make it impossible for her to “forget” anything. So by day she searches for a cure, and by night she goes out, seduces guys that she thinks are bad, tortures them, sometimes killing them, but other times taking it easy and simply infecting them with her syphilis via cotton swabs.
It’s really a family movie, actually.
The KINK explained…
Madame O is simply yet ANOTHER Japanese erotica film lying low in the Horror film Genre.
So, what have we really got here? There is Raptophilia or the fetishism of rape. Three men rape her on the beach, when she is only 16, knocking her up. That’s just the beginning! In addition to that, there is a bit of actual and real surgical footage included…can anyone say closet case surgical addiction?!
I can! Latent Body dysmorphic disorder. But I digress.
It continues as do they all, with things escalating. The next step is simple enough. It’s just mild, every day Sadistic sex and murder. Oops…there’s that oh- so-popular Erotophonophilia yet again.
Later it’s really all pure Sadism the HEROINE, yeah, the “lady hero”, tortures guys that she thinks are promiscuous and finally, after marrying, takes her rage out on an unsuspecting husband.
Seriously, watch this film with your Mom or some Christians. It’s bound to make you popular.
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I hadn’t seen Pink Flamingos in almost 20 years, but got it from netflix a few months back and had my girlfriend watch it. She had heard of John Waters, and we saw him on TV (Craig Ferguson) a few weeks earlier (prompting my gushing about the movie, and then renting), but she had NO IDEA of whet she was in for. The classic of all cult classics IMHO. There is no middle ground, those that love it , LOVE IT, and those that don’t were so put off they didn’t/REFUSED to watch the whole thing. She said (LOL!) she would have to look at me in a whole new light……
Ha! I just advised someone to use Pink Flamingos as a tool to facilitate a speedy and clean break up. Hey, I agree, it’s all love/hate. Frankly, I even think I get it, particularly the dialogue which IS hilarious. It’s just the visuals Waters puts together…jesus…like having my birthday at a KFC inside Walmart wearing a head to toe gimp suit. I just can’t abide.
And almost everything coming out of South Korea these days are revenge-fetish thrillers.
Japan seems to be personified by those businessmen who want girls in school uniforms to piss on them.
Korea is really stepping it up. My brain isn’t defrosted yet so tough to think, Yosomono would know right away, but there is a particular director who is making some intense revenge gear. One about a guy that gets locked in a room for 20 years or so? Ring any bells. I loved the film just can’t bring back any…ah! I think it’s called OLD BOY.
Yeah, Park Chan-wook. He did a whole movie about vampire fetishes without any Twilight bullshit. This man must be revered, clearly.
I think I saw that too. He also did a short segment for a 3 part thriller with a Chinese director that had people eating abortions, HIM with some mad man torturing a movie director and his wife and a Japanese one I still don’t get but was creepy and I think, was involving kidnapping and child molestation.
The Vampire one, Thirst, was OK. Concept was great but follow through…
I thought it was about Siamese twins…
They were twins but not conjoined twins….
Yeah it’s called the Vengeance Trilogy:
Which is really made up of three movies:
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Of which OldBoy is by far the best.
Old Boy is a very interesting flick. Badass even.
Hey Gaijinass…sorry for this comment that has nothing to do with the post, but I don´t have any email where I could reach you and I wanted to ask a favour from you. My GF found a video from the tsunami and it was from a show in Japan, so all the clip is in japanese and my jap is like BASIC and her is 100% null :P…anyhow she is interested to know what is said in the video and if the guy who filmed it survied…She is a bit of a gossiper and sensasionalist and sisited me to translate but…anyhow, I know you have good japanese so maybe you could help me a bit here? Thanks!
Hey, in that video, there is nothing sensational outside of what you see. The guy is literally just narrating every little thing that happens on camera. Thats it.
I’m interested to know whether you’d chuck Ken Park on this list considering the array of fetishes it has in its folds.
Realm of the Senses should be on the list too. The mushroom scene is not to be missed!
Good point. We should have put in some kind of Honorable mention.
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