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These are some Choice cuts if you will that the other scumbag I share this blog with, Yosomono, and I think warrant your attention.
We know most of you are so lazy you wouldn’t even walk across the street to take a leak on us if we were burning alive, but, after reviewing our lists, you can comment below about which posts you prefer….and we will even pretend that we care.
Chimps with substance abuse problems
7 Kinkiest films of all time
The biggest threats to teaching English in Japan
Crazy Woman Gropes me on Train
ME: dude, some woman is groping me on the train.
Rionne: Ok. Is she hot?
Help! I’m trapped in Visa Jail!
Letters From the Immigration Lockup
Family Tradition: War Junkies
Are You Racist?
GTO: Gaijin Teacher OHMYGOD!
The truth behind teaching English in Japan
6 things Japan gave up to be “civilized” that we “civilized” cultures now do
7 MUST READ Books for Warriors
5 pictures you’ll never see
Famous pictures that will never see the light of day.
Advancing feminism through porn
Annabel Chong had a dream, a dream to liberate women through sacrificing her own body.
9 Sport teams that time has deemed offensive
Examples include Pekin Chinks, Windsor Swastikas, Atlanta Black Crackers, Fighting Coons … yes Coons
She Works Hard for the Money
Guest poster Le Tigre talks about the pitfalls of working as a Hostess in Japan.
Corn Soup Confessions
The Trials and tribulations of “Teaching” English at a secluded mountain school in Japan.
Yura: Japanese Dominatrix
CARVER: Tactical Target Analysis
CARVER. It works for the Special Forces, it might work for you too.
My Goodbye to Gonzo
Japan ain’t so f*#ked up – Host guys
… other Japanese women are attracted to, what I call the, “effeminate pimp look”
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September 22, 2010 at 6:03 am
you broke my japanophile heart when you didnt pick me for this list!
September 23, 2010 at 1:25 am
I know. I am a Heart Breaker, in fact that is my middle name. Write another one, who knows, maybe you will make the cut….no promises
September 24, 2010 at 4:35 am
No way I have writers block these days, and I also haven’t been able to stop watching Bed Intruder on YouTube long enough to do anything productive for the past month.
December 19, 2010 at 3:31 pm
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March 28, 2011 at 7:49 pm
The Hemingway/Mishima article appears to have vanished, the link just gives me a Page is Not Available.
I was looking forward to reading that. New to the site, so far I really like it. Good job.
March 29, 2011 at 1:13 am
I think you’ll find all the links are up and running now. Let us know if I am a liar though.
August 20, 2011 at 4:08 am
Great Pirate tales on the Cracked site, well done, loved it.
Alas, have you ever heard of Adm. Benbow? His name appears in the story of ‘Treasure Island’ as the name of the tavern where young Jim Hawkins lived and worked, and there was a catchy little chanty about his death.
He was a Brit commander with a medium sized fleet who was confronted with a friggin huge French fleet, he was outnumbered …VASTLY outnumbered. But being British and at sea, He didn’t think of it as a problem. So he orded his fleet to launch an attack the next day. That is when the fun began.
His fleet captains saw the odds and decided “….uh, no, forget this sh—” and took off in the middle of the night, Figuring, Benbow wouldn’t survive and they would live it up in England. So the next morning, Adm. Benbow wakes up to find that damn near all the fleet left him and just a few loyalist remaining. So…he said “Screw it, I’m British, I’m at sea, what’s the problem, and screw them and screw the French” He went into battle and promptly wiped out the French fleet. So, I guess he was right, he was British, he was a sea, how would an enemy fleet be a problem.
But the story does have a happy ending, he survived the battle, barely, suffering a wound so grave that he ordered that his bed be stood up on end and lashed up to the quarterdeck and himself strapped in it so that he would be facing the enemy when he died. He didn’t -heh heh… No, he survived and went back to England and caught up with his captains.
They were tried, they were hung.
Rule Britania!
August 22, 2011 at 3:54 am
Long live pirates and various naval baddassery. Hold Fast.
November 29, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Thanks for the suggestion! I actually used Benbow for another article:
5 Soldiers Who Kicked Ass In the Face of Death (and Logic)
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