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Easy Peezy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/295357_10151026265884454_343677101_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Style de Eric</image:title><image:caption>He was dressed like this bu t was wearing a Virgin Mary praying T-Shirt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/11967_10153988114494454_2588297345435280293_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fishing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-05T16:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/05/31/gaijinass-from-beyond-the-grave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/eric-gaijinass.png</image:loc><image:title>Eric Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-20T19:45:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/05/20/death-of-the-captain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/eric.png</image:loc><image:title>Eric is Gaijinaass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/eric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-06T05:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/12/20/how-to-pay-for-sex-in-tokyo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ikebukuro_love_hotels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ikebukuro_love_hotels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sex.png</image:loc><image:title>Lots of Sex in Japan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/top_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>top_01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sbc.gif</image:loc><image:title>sbc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/g15926_t1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>g15926_t1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ikebukuro-lip_190x90.gif</image:loc><image:title>ikebukuro-lip_190x90</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/g15932_t1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rapelay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/shop_bn1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Japan sex</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-26T00:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/01/04/immigration-the-saga-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imm-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Imm-Sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/crazy-japan-photos-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-japan-photos-8</image:title><image:caption>The thing is, Japan INVENTED ludicrous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/x-files-tv-ff24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>X-Files-tv-ff24</image:title><image:caption>I should have listened.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-09T16:20:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/05/13/3-must-read-books-to-understand-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mustread3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mustread3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sean-connery-rising-sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-connery-rising-sun</image:title><image:caption>So, you can basically be this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/3mustread1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3mustread</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-29T18:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/15/why-do-the-japanese-study-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/teaching-in-japan-650x433-415x260.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teaching-in-japan-650x433-415x260</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-30T02:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/11/03/on-enlisting-in-the-marines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1238516261_full-metal-jacket_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1238516261_full-metal-jacket_1</image:title><image:caption>"Over two years? Pussy."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/blues-traveler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blues-traveler</image:title><image:caption>"It seems Blues Traveler and I had similiar ideas, only I didn't own an intact pair of Jeans.  Or any kind of pride."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/di.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DI</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/yellowfootprints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellowfootprints</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/meps-main_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meps-main_Full</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/parrisisland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parrisisland</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-14T03:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/11/24/david-goggins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/goggins2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goggins2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/a31eephciaahy52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A31eePhCIAAhy52</image:title><image:caption>"Hole in my heart? Nothing a few thousand pullups can't fix."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jersey-shore-fight_320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey-shore-fight_320</image:title><image:caption>"Let the Hero worship begin."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fitness280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitness280</image:title><image:caption>"This man is Harder than you. End of Conversation."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1686624821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1686624821</image:title><image:caption>"Ranger School: Putting the FUN in Fungal Skin Infections since 1950."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_lkr7ch0lpu1qiz36go1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lkr7ch0lPu1qiz36go1_400</image:title><image:caption>"Because Hell Week is SO much fun!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/david_goggins1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david_goggins1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-26T13:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/05/06/marine_corps_sniper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sniper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sniper_Marine_Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/usmc_8541_ring_ss_18_face_l_oos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USMC_8541_Ring_SS_18_Face_L_OOS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1marssschool.gif</image:loc><image:title>1marSSSchool</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/51kj6civpxl-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51kJ6CivPxL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-10T08:44:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/04/01/7-surprising-reverse-culture-shock-shocks-after-ten-years-abroad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/girls-american-flag-b-500-221-e1339609218513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girls-american-flag-b-500-221-e1339609218513</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bigpharma.gif</image:loc><image:title>bigpharma</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tsa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TSA</image:title><image:caption>The TSA: All this security for just a couple billion a year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-10T04:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/01/24/virtue-signal-my-balls-gaijin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-usual-suspects-lineup.gif</image:loc><image:title>the-usual-suspects-lineup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/photo-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-1-2</image:title><image:caption>Don't ask me if I'm going to 2-chome and I won't tell you I'm not.

!But I totally am!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/h8t8lka.gif</image:loc><image:title>h8t8lka</image:title><image:caption>You thought I just pulled that out of my ass though, didn't you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-25T04:37:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/05/03/she-wants-to-keep-fightin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura Janjira</image:title><image:caption>"These aren't even my trucks, they made me change for no reason before the fight."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-07T20:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/03/17/6-locker-room-rules-japan-needs-to-adopt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/thats_a_penis_reverse.gif</image:loc><image:title>thats_a_penis_reverse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/prohibited.png</image:loc><image:title>prohibited</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_mbradrp1gg1qbgu0jo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mbradrp1gg1qbgu0jo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/nic-cage-eye-contact.gif</image:loc><image:title>nic-cage-eye-contact</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ethnic_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethnic_1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-02T07:04:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/04/11/japans-prostitute-hierarchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-11-at-9-54-15-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Japanese-sex-prostitute</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/japan_domina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_Domina</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/japan_dominatrix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_dominatrix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-11-at-8-41-21-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Porn_actress_Japan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/7bi68.gif</image:loc><image:title>7bi68</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-04-11-at-8-12-26-am.png</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_prostitute_japan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/rub_n_tug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rub_n_tug</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan_hooker3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_hooker3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/chinese_hooker_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinese_hooker_Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/enjokosei.png</image:loc><image:title>enjokosei</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-26T09:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/04/29/japanese-slavery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/slavery.gif</image:loc><image:title>slavery</image:title><image:caption>Dame Nigger! Omai ha slave daro! wakatta?! Motto desku-worku yaro!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gaijinass_dieatyour_desk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass_dieatyour_desk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/slave_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slave_gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/slavery_japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slavery_japan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-18T14:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/07/12/world-leaders-that-had-serious-drug-addictions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jfk-drug-use.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jfk-drug-use</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hermann-goering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hermann-goering</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/saddams-sons-uday-and-qusay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saddams-sons-uday-and-qusay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/eden-nap-better.gif</image:loc><image:title>eden-nap-passed-out-in-the-crown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hitler-drugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitler-drugs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-01T20:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/01/02/7-brutal-realities-regarding-arrest-in-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/japan-prison-gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan-prison-gaijinass</image:title><image:caption>Fuchu Prison (AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara, FILE)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/underst-plato.png</image:loc><image:title>underst plato</image:title><image:caption>Note inside: "Hope this helps pass the time." Reply underneath: "Bitch, what part of BRING.ME.PORN. did you not understand?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/image_2.png</image:loc><image:title>image_2</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry, no paddle. But we'll make sure you get your Christmas Card up there on Shit Creek."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/toshiki-takei-tax-refund.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crooked lawyer</image:title><image:caption>"Too-lust-to me...You get a bail no ploblem my fliend-o!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shoyueggsprep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoyueggsprep</image:title><image:caption>Hope you brought your appetite!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/oj-simpson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oj-simpson</image:title><image:caption>Clearly not arrested in Japan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jail-copy21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Row of Jail Cells</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-09T16:46:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/08/24/fishing-in-gifu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gifu_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gifu_gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T06:33:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/03/09/lots-of-sex-in-sexless-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chomsky2_rect1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chomsky2_rect1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/pikachu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pikachu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20140809_fbc249.png</image:loc><image:title>20140809_FBC249</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sextradenumbers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sextradenumbers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shimiken-stats-enlarged.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shimiken-stats-enlarged</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shimiken-stats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shimiken-stats</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-07T12:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/09/10/7-douchebag-tokyo-stereotypes-to-not-become/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smap</image:title><image:caption>Granted, your hatred is making more sense now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/imagesw33yu7rl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesW33YU7RL</image:title><image:caption>Yes, even more Japanese than this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/abandoned-farm-house-22322335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abandoned-farm-house-22322335</image:title><image:caption>Craig!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/3414126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3414126</image:title><image:caption>J-girls. I get older but they stay the same age.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cryosleep_by_ravenator94-d45lm9n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cryosleep_by_ravenator94-d45lm9n</image:title><image:caption>Because JR line doesn't offer this service yet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/winter-houses-7-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winter-houses-7-1</image:title><image:caption>But baby, you can stay over. Please! Please don't leave me alone!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>022</image:title><image:caption>Not even Christmas?! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mitch.gif</image:loc><image:title>mitch</image:title><image:caption>Japan and I will love each other forever!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pat-bateman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pat-bateman</image:title><image:caption>This is not you. At all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-03T17:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/01/27/insights-into-the-enchanting-mikuni-koji-ikebukuro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_57411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5741</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5744.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5744</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5743.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5743</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5742</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5741</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5747.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5747</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5746</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_5745.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5745</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T06:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/01/08/japans-obsession-with-boring-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/gjslowbann1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GJSlowbann1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/peter_tsai_food_bojangles-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter_tsai_food_bojangles-4</image:title><image:caption>What you know about some Bojangles?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/stacked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stacked</image:title><image:caption>Exactly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/7130d362e1db9f70aa3aa59bfdcaa6e2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DVC00043.JPG</image:title><image:caption>With a Natto breakfast waiting for him tomorrow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/drunks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunks</image:title><image:caption>With a Natto breakfast waiting for him tomorrow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/natto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natto</image:title><image:caption>You're nightmares. All of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/c1main-sushi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c1main.sushi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/hersheys-chocolate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hersheys-chocolate</image:title><image:caption>Ohayou!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-07-12T19:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/10/27/5-ways-japan-is-saying-sayonara-to-freedom-and-why-i-dont-care/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/japannofreedom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japannofreedom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/japanlgbt_homos_diex750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanlgbt_homos_diex750</image:title><image:caption>They must live in Saitama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/japan-has-begun-deploying-a-surface-to-air-missile-defence-system.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japan-has-begun-deploying-a-surface-to-air-missile-defence-system</image:title><image:caption>Nothing says "We love peace." Like things called DESTROYERS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/rush_hour_tokyo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rush_hour_tokyo</image:title><image:caption>It'll be these guys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/abekuroda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abekuroda</image:title><image:caption>Not these guys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/senkakus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>senkakus</image:title><image:caption>Critically important, empty rocks, in the sea, far far away from Japan.  Did I mention they are empty?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/article-2380055-1b050b2d000005dc-68_964x619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2380055-1b050b2d000005dc-68_964x619</image:title><image:caption>Truly, advanced tractors, pro-gay marriage and damned fabulous about it all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-14T16:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/11/16/you-might-be-a-baka-gaijin-if/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/2010hub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2010hub</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T06:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/12/07/how-to-turn-high-cost-japan-into-a-cheap-place-to-visit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/capsule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capsule</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bento.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bento</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/busjapan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>busjapan</image:title><image:caption>Just make sure you don't book passage on this bad boy. Japan has an "Alt-right" too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gaijinass1111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass1111</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-29T18:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/12/22/yakuza_tattoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/img_20161222_155724-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_20161222_155724-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/img_20161016_194211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_20161016_194211</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/blogger-image-1373605215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogger-image-1373605215</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/blogger-image-1769976034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogger-image-1769976034</image:title><image:caption>Bye-bye Thailand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/blogger-image-1961652294.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogger-image-1961652294</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/img_20160421_063107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_20160421_063107</image:title><image:caption>This was super safe. Obviously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T05:59:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/01/17/samurai-sex-and-video-game-rape-japans-culture-of-acceptance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/1huevd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1huevd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T05:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/02/02/immigration-facials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/smap_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smap_02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/pow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pow1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/motherchild.jpg</image:loc><image:title>motherchild</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/af5dc19a4bf0e511fa33dd8ea612aa83.jpg</image:loc><image:title>af5dc19a4bf0e511fa33dd8ea612aa83</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/2502e7c4ade9e57b20f221e128415184.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2502e7c4ade9e57b20f221e128415184</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/1c34215563ae430a2f0290e2c9059d05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1c34215563ae430a2f0290e2c9059d05</image:title><image:caption>Dramatic and well lit skeletons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-17T14:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/02/08/is-teaching-english-the-job-of-the-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tsf31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tsf31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/02japan-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02japan-600</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to hell, Sensei.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T05:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/02/15/ring-around-the-refugees/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/refugee-cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>refugee-cartoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-18T14:11:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/04/10-things-i-lovehate-about-the-japanese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/shouganai_by_capnjasbo-d9o1xk2.png</image:loc><image:title>shouganai_by_capnjasbo-d9o1xk2</image:title><image:caption>It can't be helped, or improved or changed, IN ANY WAY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/rps-620x342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_Janken</image:title><image:caption>These rules MATTER.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_small</image:title><image:caption>Gucci! Prada! Hermes! Dream Life!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_gay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_gay</image:title><image:caption>Because being Gay means your a Good Person!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_party.gif</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_party</image:title><image:caption>Homu Pachi??? Imi ga wakaranai :(</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_salaryman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_salaryman</image:title><image:caption>This is a man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_girly.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_girly</image:title><image:caption>Look at me, I'm utterly USELESS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_iceclimb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_iceclimb</image:title><image:caption>"You said this is your FIRST time climbing, right?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_economics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_economics</image:title><image:caption>Elon Musk can lick my hot potatoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japanese_commute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese_commute</image:title><image:caption>Must! Be! On! Time!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-02T13:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/06/the-fukushima-fantasy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gaijinass_fukushima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_fukushima</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T05:47:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/18/the-fall-of-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-19-at-5-51-26-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Tony_Smyth_Tokyo_Bubble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-19-at-5-47-37-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Tony_Smyth_Tokyo_Earthquake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gotemba-fuji-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gotemba-fuji-view</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan_low_economy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_low_economy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan_economy_collapse_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_economy_collapse_gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan-bubble-economy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan-bubble-economy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-03T11:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/26/aum-shinrikyo-and-the-tokyo-sarin-gas-attacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/terrorism_japan_tokyo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrorism_Japan_Tokyo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-02T15:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/28/japanese-company-culture-realities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan_company_swish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_company_Swish</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T04:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/30/brutal-realities-of-prison-in-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan_prison_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_prison_Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-30-at-10-04-33-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Japan_bondage_convict</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-30-at-10-04-22-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Japan_Bondage_prison</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/2036490.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2036490</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/japan_prison_arrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan, Onomichi prison</image:title><image:caption>In a room shared by seven prisoners, the folded futon and bedding for three of them sits neatly beside black cases in which they can store their personal belongings during the day in Onomichi prison, Japan. Monday, May 19th, 2008</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/tokyo_county_jail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tokyo_county_jail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/police_jail_japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police_jail_japan</image:title><image:caption>I stayed here for 3 fun-filled months.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/yakuza_yamaguchi_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yakuza_Yamaguchi_gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-02-08T15:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/04/02/falling-post-bubble-1995-2003/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/201002-use-of-hardened.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_beach_concrete</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-05T01:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/04/24/how-to-learn-japanese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/learn_japanese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Learn_Japanese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-10T10:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/04/11/united-vs-japan-airlines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fly_united.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fly_united</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/united_vs_jal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>United_vs_Jal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/cholo_gaijinass.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cholo_gaijinass</image:title><image:caption>How can I assist you, Sir?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/low_crawl.gif</image:loc><image:title>Low_Crawl</image:title><image:caption>Still better than United.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-10T05:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/04/18/how-i-became-a-japanese-fortune-teller/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/632b4-reon_kadena_28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>632b4-reon_kadena_28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fortunes-5-cents.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortunes 5 cents</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T04:43:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/01/28/kickboxer-scott-shaffer-interview-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/n1022186011_461124_6291809.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Shaffer, Khun Noi, Bob Sapp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/18442_1286330991342_1022186011_901200_5551067_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Shaffer Gajinass Kickboxing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/30098_1415950311744_1022186011_1237630_3778819_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Shaffer Gajinass Yamamoto Yuya</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/18442_1286331151346_1022186011_901204_5406279_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18442_1286331151346_1022186011_901204_5406279_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/10316_143780419453_504364453_2425603_5120924_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Sapp, Scott Shaffer, Maurice Smitth, Eric Barnes, Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/28648_1394429693742_1022186011_1186306_4485953_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Shaffer Maurice smitth gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/28648_1394429653741_1022186011_1186305_2404878_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Shaffer Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T01:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/09/15/death-survivor-sakae-menda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/av_00055589.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AV_00055589</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/51hm7toxeel-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51hM7TOxEeL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sakae_menda_today_241824s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sakae_Menda_today_241824s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-21T09:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/09/15/immigration-detention-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gaijinass_immigration_dentention.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass_immigration_dentention</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T05:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/10/24/books-i-read-in-visa-jail-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/prison-tatami-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prison Tatami copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-18T07:44:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/22/my-war-gone-by-i-miss-it-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/my_war_gone_by.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My_war_gone_by</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mywargnby.gif</image:loc><image:title>mywargnby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mywargoneby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mywargoneby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-18T07:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/11/04/fortune-tell-numerology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/life-path-numerology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life-path-numerology</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/numerology-avatar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>numerology-avatar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-18T04:18:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/04/13/crime-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/japncrime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japncrime</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-17T21:06:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/04/22/kickbox-scott-schaffer-interview-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/scott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-04T19:09:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/04/18/forgotten-tokyo-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/temple2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Temple2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/temple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Temple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_00741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daikanyama Dilapidation3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_00731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0073[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_00721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daikanyama</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_00691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kichijoji castle3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_00681.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kichijoji castle2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_00671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kichijoji castle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-13T03:23:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/11/25/tokyo-and-my-shrinking-real-life-friends-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alg-90210-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alg-90210-jpg</image:title><image:caption>Damn...Girls!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/file_611196_fight-club-curb-2-640x320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>file_611196_fight-club-curb-2-640x320</image:title><image:caption>Exactly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/goonies_0.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>goonies_0</image:title><image:caption>I was the one who used to punch everyone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bromance1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bromance1</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, this picture isn't saying what I want it to say.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-11T07:43:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/30/hypocrisy-cynicism-lies-and-shame-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hope-nosis-obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hope-nosis-obama</image:title><image:caption>"Hope....yes hope....you're feeling very drowsy....change....your eyes are so heavy....hope...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/obama_armswideopen_071409.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hypocrisy</image:title><image:caption>"No, seriously, my hypocrisy is THIS big."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/imperialism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Imperialism</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-08T10:44:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/04/08/hypocrisy-cynicism-lies-and-shame-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ng30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ng30</image:title><image:caption>"Thank god we didn't have to use Force!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-08T10:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/04/15/thursdays-on-the-mountain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mountain_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-06T08:35:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/17/tokyo-strange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tokyo_strange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tokyo_strange</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/freakenme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freakenme</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-24T18:19:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/06/07/7-english-loan-words-that-are-secret-dirty-in-japanese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pic3_annal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pic3_ANNAL</image:title><image:caption>"Every single page is stuck together and the book is stuck to that carpet."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pic9_bizzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pic9_BIZZLE</image:title><image:caption>“You're finna bizzle my wizzle?!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pic8_douchenoz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200334079-001</image:title><image:caption>“Your broseph, when he is being a douchenozzle.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bitch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pic7_snackbowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pic7_SNACKBOWL</image:title><image:caption>“Can I interest you in some blue balls?”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/snack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pic6_netfiend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pic6_NETFIEND</image:title><image:caption>“And for finger-fucking sake, go outside once in a while!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pic5_bamboowife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pic5_BAMBOOWIFE</image:title><image:caption>“Anyone willing to stick their gear into a giant Chinese Finger Trap deserves whatever they get.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dutch_wife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dutch_wife</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-04T07:33:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/04/04/insights-into-the-enchanting-sakurahanami/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sakura_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sakura_gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/megurokawahanami.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megurokawahanami</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sakura.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sakura</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-07T18:53:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/08/30/japanese-women-the-yellow-cab-fallacy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/yellow_cab_japan_girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow_cab_japan_girl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-17T11:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/04/02/my-goodbye-to-gonzo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/561084_10150693064299454_167607539_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass_Gonzo_Japan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/425168_10150724407575625_768720624_11514450_861634702_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>425168_10150724407575625_768720624_11514450_861634702_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rocky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fishing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-06T11:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/04/23/beginnings-of-a-seismic-school-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/148479-004-531f7bf7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_Tohoku_Earthquake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-01T03:59:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/03/02/pro-wrestling-breast-implants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yuzuki-aikawa-japanese-women-wrestling-japanese-female-wrestling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yuzuki Aikawa - japanese women wrestling - japanese female wrestling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-24T22:35:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/23/lgbt_gay_japan/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-23T22:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/03/31/7-life-lessons-from-conan-the-barbarian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/conan-the-barbarian-arnold-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>conan-the-barbarian-arnold-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2109683mqvefmrzikfv7hc_8n63uc1ipmvb1vlp9msrfhs3xaetcatfsvlg6onlfyzmtzjsxwrtfvr7eqhr2ovvq3ulg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2109683,MqveFMRzikFV7Hc_8n63Uc1ipmVb1vLp9msrFhS3XaEtcAt+Fsvlg6ONLfyZMTzjSXWrTFvr7eQHr2OVvq3ulg==</image:title><image:caption>Cannibal soup orgy: Not Pure</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/telemarketer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telemarketer2</image:title><image:caption>Telemarketing; the modern day equivalent of the wheel of pain. Except you just get fat and it's more soul stripping.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/conan-the-barbarian_screengrab_cimmerian-village.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conan the Barbarian_Screengrab_Cimmerian Village</image:title><image:caption>Tranquil Cimmerian Village: Purity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lot108715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lot108715</image:title><image:caption>This might.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ipad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ipad</image:title><image:caption>This will not complete you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image-3-for-editorial-pictures-24th-may-2011-gallery-651163378.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image-3-for-editorial-pictures-24th-may-2011-gallery-651163378</image:title><image:caption>Just ask this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/conan_-_nes_-_gameplay_2.png</image:loc><image:title>Conan_-_NES_-_Gameplay_2</image:title><image:caption>Don't bring a sword to a giant pharaoh boss fight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/8bcec8b05224584bb23bf39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8bcec8b05224584bb23bf39</image:title><image:caption>This fucking jerk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/witch-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>witch-wolf</image:title><image:caption>Last Seen: HEARTLAND in Roppongi.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-18T15:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/guest-posts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/160416123808-04-japan-earth-quake-0416-super-169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>160416123808-04-japan-earth-quake-0416-super-169</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-22T03:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/07/01/she-works-hard-for-the-money/</loc><lastmod>2021-04-09T04:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/07/22/white-woman-japan-sex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rockandme042010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass and The Rock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/juza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Host</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sexjap1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sex in Japan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sexjap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexjap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-19T20:35:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/21/7-insanely-hilarious-and-totally-offensive-stand-up-bits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20140527_213255_gcehheb_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140527_213255_gcehheb_sm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-21T02:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/29/yura-japanese-dominatrix/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gaijinass_japan_sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass_Japan_sex</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/yura-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yura copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yura2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yura2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yura3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yura3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yura1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yura1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-03T21:58:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/19/the-3-types-of-drunks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/the_shining-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE_SHINING-32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cimg0446.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drunk guy asleep on street</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T11:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/07/19/maps-of-game-of-thrones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/present-political-map-of-westros.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Present political Map of Westros</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/map_westeros_political.gif</image:loc><image:title>Map_Westeros_Political</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-8.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-7.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-6.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-3.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/game-of-thrones-history-map-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Of Thrones History Map 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/got-globe5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GoT Globe5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T06:36:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/07/23/the-rain-isnt-working/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tokyo-rain-gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tokyo-rain-gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T04:45:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/28/kickboxing-realities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/eric-barnes-kickboxing-ihara-gym.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric-Barnes-kickboxing-Ihara-gym</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T04:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/09/01/letters-from-the-immigration-lockup/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-17T03:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/20/japan-aint-so-fked-up-paying-the-bribe/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-16T07:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/06/09/i-was-an-illegal-immigrant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fenster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fenster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/janitor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>janitor</image:title><image:caption>You evil piece of shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/gb01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gb01</image:title><image:caption>Detained? For a minute I thought you meant JAIL. I am SO relieved.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/theamericans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theamericans</image:title><image:caption>Triple Threat!  I hate her by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the-americans-0101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-americans-010</image:title><image:caption>Because it totally works AGAIN.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the-americans-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-americans-010</image:title><image:caption>Love this show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mexicans1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexicans1</image:title><image:caption>Hahaha...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/373912_10150433474799454_1686247421_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>373912_10150433474799454_1686247421_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-05T18:15:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/11/27/on-festivals-and-gangsters/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-14T11:17:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/22/kawaii-vs-sexy-japanese-cute-culture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/0d867.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese school girl upskirt</image:title><image:caption>"Run you fool! Run for your innocence! Which I know is already been stolen!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/summary_image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese school girl banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cutesexy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutesexy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/american-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>american-life</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-10-20T14:38:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/31/rapelay-the-video-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rapelay-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rapelay-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/951508-rap14xf_super.jpg</image:loc><image:title>951508-rap14xf_super</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/890678-c243925package_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>890678-c243925package_large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-13T23:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/07/13/japans-nuclear-weapons-program/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/japan_nuclear_weapon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan_nuclear_weapon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/koizumi-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Koizumi 2</image:title><image:caption>"I wear these to keep the Nuke glare out of my eyes. Now launch those puppies!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mv4c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mv4c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reon-kadena-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reon-Kadena-01</image:title><image:caption>"You Missile's SO BIG...and I love your Re-entry Technology! Mmmmmm."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mv4c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/21719256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What if Nuclear</image:title><image:caption>"...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/corporate_assault_mech_by_flyingdebris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan nuclear weapns</image:title><image:caption>"Wrong conclusion guys."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/crackhead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crackhead</image:title><image:caption>"Occupation: Scientist"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mushroom-cloud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mushroom-cloud</image:title><image:caption>"What pretty colors."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-13T23:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/02/04/japans-sexual-economics-101/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/japanese_bikini_babe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese_bikini_babe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/corey-feldman-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corey-Feldman-5</image:title><image:caption>Travesty and Ridiculous; two words that describe the haircut I got, aptly shown above, and Corey Feldman's career.wn </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/porn-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prostitute Japan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-13T04:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/07/27/sei-g-and-his-wood-block-game-of-thrones-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-red-viper-dueling-the-mountain.png</image:loc><image:title>The Red Viper Dueling the Mountain</image:title><image:caption>Sei-G: Oberyn Martell wields a naginata against Gregor Clegane, who fights with a no-dachi (greatsword) and a tessen (iron war fan). The three kanji on Clegane's armor each translate to the word "dog", in accordance with his family crest. I considered giving Martell a yari (single-pointed spear) but I liked how the naginata drew parallels to the visually similar duel between Ushiwaka and the warrior-monk Benkei in the Heike Monogatari.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wedding-banquet-by-the-river.png</image:loc><image:title>Wedding Banquet by the River</image:title><image:caption>Wedding Banquet at the Twins!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/danaerys-wears-heian-period-royal-clothing-and-is-seated-on-the-mongolian-steppes-a-fitting-analogy-for-the-dothraki-sea-far-from-westeros.png</image:loc><image:title>Danaerys wears Heian-period royal clothing and is seated on the Mongolian Steppes a fitting analogy for the Dothraki Sea far from Westeros.</image:title><image:caption>Danaerys wears Heian-period royal clothing and is seated on the Mongolian Steppes, a fitting analogy for the Dothraki Sea, far from Westeros.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bran-stark-and-hodor-journey-north.png</image:loc><image:title>Bran Stark and Hodor journey north</image:title><image:caption>Weirwood lore shares some interesting similarities to Shinto practices, so I drew a shimenawa (prayer rope) around the tree trunk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/duel-between-robert-baratheon-and-rhaegar-targaryen.png</image:loc><image:title>duel between Robert Baratheon and Rhaegar Targaryen</image:title><image:caption>Duel between Robert Baratheon and Rhaegar 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Bad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011031711480000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bug out bag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011031711470000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011031711460001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earthquake preparedness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011031711460000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wine to water</image:title><image:caption>Dozens of bottles like this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-10T07:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/13/the-7-kinkiest-films-of-all-time-fetishes-explained-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/v1-btsxmti5ndk2nztqoze3mziwozeymda7mtawmdsxntaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>v1.bTsxMTI5NDk2NztqOzE3MzIwOzEyMDA7MTAwMDsxNTAw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/teeth-tom-cruise-400a071807.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teeth-tom-cruise-400a071807</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jerry.png</image:loc><image:title>GaijinAss</image:title><image:caption>"Show me the Syphilis!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/164040__jerry_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>164040__jerry_l</image:title><image:caption>"You had me at incest, molestation and prior sexual abuse...."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-09T23:17:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/13/the-7-kinkiest-films-of-all-time-fetishes-explained/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kinky-japan-gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinky-japan-gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sliver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sliver</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/large_7philnkiabtwizy4g0qgm9qlkn4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large_7PHiLNkiaBtWIZy4g0qgm9QLkN4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tom-cruise-lestat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom-cruise-lestat</image:title><image:caption>"You had me at Homo-erotica. No really. I'm listening intently. Tell me more."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/006775_13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006775_13</image:title><image:caption>"You had me at Ephebophilia, baby. No really, I'm listening intently. Tell me more."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/james-spader-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james-spader-7</image:title><image:caption>"Ask your Mom why she "feels funny". Go on...ask her."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kinky-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kinky copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-09T23:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/18/noriko-sakai-drugs-and-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/noriko-sakai-arrest2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noriko-sakai-arrest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/noriko-sakai52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noriko sakai5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/noriko-sakai22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noriko sakai2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/noriko-sakai51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noriko 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sakai2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-09T03:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/08/28/5-more-must-read-books-for-warriors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/operator_gaijinass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Operator_Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/redcirlce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redcirlce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fedor_emelianenko_1000348.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fedor_emelianenko_1000348</image:title><image:caption>Textbook Russian amputation method.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/609381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>609381</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/152523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>152523</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nvsniper.png</image:loc><image:title>NVSNIPER</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/insidedelta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Insidedelta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/theoath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THEOATH</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-08T23:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/12/25/7-must-read-books-for-warriors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/warrior_books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warrior_books</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/warriors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warriors</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/41xqeqhmv6l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41XQEQHMV6L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/51v2bo9mo8l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51v2BO9mo8L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/515gm0ukyal-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>515GM0UKyaL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/41x5zbdmv2l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41X5ZBDMV2L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/51vf1yndx2l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51VF1YNDX2L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/41wsjdhx96l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41WSJDHX96L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/51fiokpk65l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51FIoKpk65L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-08T23:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/03/03/threats-to-english-teachers-revisited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/featured-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Threats To English Teachers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/japanese-economy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese economy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/multicultural.jpg</image:loc><image:title>multicultural</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bennie-and-the-jets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bennie-and-the-jets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/five-year-limit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>five-year-limit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-04T15:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/02/09/7-lessons-learned-in-300-posts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/1071444914_174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1071444914_174</image:title><image:caption>"Can I get that Margherita Frozen?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/contra-20080930011604856_641.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contra-20080930011604856_64</image:title><image:caption>"NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/contra-20080930011604856_64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contra-20080930011604856_64</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tsunami.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tsunami</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/antonkusters_yakuza_060_l1002275-1000x665.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antonkusters_yakuza_060_L1002275-1000x665</image:title><image:caption>"What? You got a problem with Festivals?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/van-damme-bloodsport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Van-Damme-Bloodsport</image:title><image:caption>"SAY IT!" 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The Claws! The Gnashing of Teeth!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/le-tigre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Le Tigre</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-22T09:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/09/18/a-very-decent-black-shirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unknown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unknown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-21T23:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/11/19/julien-blanc-totally-wins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/julien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julien Blanc</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-21T23:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/12/17/ikebukuro-love-hotel-strip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_48531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4853</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4853</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4852</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4849.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4849</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4848.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4848</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4845.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4845</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4844.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4844</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4843</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4842.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4842</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_4841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4841</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-18T04:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/02/21/haunted-tokyo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tumblr_inline_nbsp12afam1qhh46d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_nbsp12afam1qhh46d</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-26T02:16:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2017/02/13/5-japanese-valentines-day-super-gifts-to-ruin-your-relationship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hungry-history-celebrating-valentines-day-with-a-box-of-chocolates_istock_000000071357medium-e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungry-history-celebrating-valentines-day-with-a-box-of-chocolates_istock_000000071357medium-e</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/myojo.png</image:loc><image:title>myojo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-50-16-am.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-50-16-am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-48-27-am.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-48-27-am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-47-05-am.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-47-05-am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hole_warmer_main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hole_warmer_main</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-25-38-am.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-25-38-am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-10-32-am.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-10-32-am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-10-22-am.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2017-02-14-at-5-10-22-am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/n-bugs-a-20170214-870x647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>n-bugs-a-20170214-870x647</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T22:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/01/05/the-gaijin-who-cleans-the-love-hotel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/529469_512802438762426_917161505_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>529469_512802438762426_917161505_n</image:title><image:caption>...this time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mcdonalds-dirty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcdonalds-dirty</image:title><image:caption>Simply, No.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-02T12:38:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/02/07/lists-i-think-in-lists-cold-cases-involving-submerged-cars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/1414153239640_wps_20_article_2424175_1be4568a0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1414153239640_wps_20_article_2424175_1BE4568A0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/517946071_3_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>517946071_3_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/skaha_lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skaha_Lake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/missing-teens-car-found-36-years.jpg</image:loc><image:title>missing-teens-car-found-36-years</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/article-0-1d331de400000578-310_634x337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-0-1D331DE400000578-310_634x337</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/1024px-map_of_florida_highlighting_hillsborough_county-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Map_of_Florida_highlighting_Hillsborough_County.svg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/88_year_old_missing_delano_man_found_in__938640002_954609_ver1-0_640_480.jpg</image:loc><image:title>88_year_old_missing_Delano_man_found_in__938640002_954609_ver1.0_640_480</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/punta-gorda-florida-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punta-gorda-florida-photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/abc_77sunsetstrip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>77 Sunset Strip</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/rudi-rupp-mordfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rudi-Rupp-Mordfall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T10:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/02/09/viral-marketing-of-jurassic-park-on-reddit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fkz6gzv.png</image:loc><image:title>He's real! Life, finds a way...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/qrvy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>qRvy2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ew2xcht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ew2xChT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ek1an.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ek1AN</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lue5a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lUE5a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2f8bp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DinoRiders</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/4lohn4q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4LOHn4Q</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mpb6fbu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MPb6fBu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ycufkwq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YCufKWQ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/uackllq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UaCkLLQ</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-06T17:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/03/13/globalization-and-the-japanese-food-industry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/grp2-self-sufficiency.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tokyo Drifts from Seafood to Meat Eating</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T10:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/03/15/crazy-women-make-great-investigators/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/125148-281x308.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-killing-amc_3046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-killing-amc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/220px-carriemathison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carrie Mathison</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T10:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/03/27/viral-van-vandalism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/viral-marketing-porshe.png</image:loc><image:title>Viral Marketing Porshe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/viral-marketing-the-neighbors-take-game-night-pretty-seriously.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Viral Marketing The neighbors take game night pretty seriously</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/viral-marketing-spotted-this-winner-on-the-street-in-nyc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Viral Marketing Spotted this winner on the street in NYC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T09:41:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/04/15/bad-boy-messing-with-old-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/asian-cowboy.png</image:loc><image:title>Asian Cowboy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/oldboy-movie-poster-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldboy-movie-poster-2013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/korean-film-old-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Korean-Film-Old-boy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T09:33:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/05/05/author-extraordinaire-andrez-bergen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/4b963e_91ac877d5c1a4ba795fa9a435a97395b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bullet Gal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T09:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/01/28/facepunch-too-old-to-fight/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-15T08:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/06/19/that-building-by-the-tracks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tokyogenso_17_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abandoned Tokyo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/3.png</image:loc><image:title>That building by the tracks in Gotanda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/15-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That building by the tracks in Gotanda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/15-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That building by the tracks in Gotanda</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:48:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/08/19/bubble-days-in-japan-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aphtony1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tonysmyth1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-05T14:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/08/24/bubble-days-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/realestate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realestate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/09/12/6911/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/09/02/the-school-in-the-graveyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gaijinass-school-in-a-graveyard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GaijinAss School in a graveyard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gaijinass-school-in-a-graveyard-from-the-air.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GaijinAss School in a graveyard from the air</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:32:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/11/04/tokyo-halloween-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/halloween-2015-rtx1u3fw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Women dressed as nuns pose for pictures during Halloween celebrations in the Shibuya district in Tokyo, Japan</image:title><image:caption>Women dressed as nuns pose for pictures during Halloween celebrations in the Shibuya district in Tokyo, Japan October 31, 2015.  REUTERS/Thomas Peter - RTX1U3FW</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shibuya-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shibuya-halloween</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/09/21/7-decor-moves-to-turn-your-dream-home-into-a-nightmare-palace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/peter-menzel-hungry-planet-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JAP01.0001.xxf1s</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes a TV dominated room opens hell's gates for all kinds of decor insanity including #8 on this list "Anything remotely like conventional Japanese living."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/090619l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>090619l</image:title><image:caption>Or the center of a crack house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/4e208803bc4360ec6a2c44f017b767e1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4e208803bc4360ec6a2c44f017b767e1</image:title><image:caption>Skype Meeting? Can we just, uh, conference call?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prison</image:title><image:caption>Case in point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/modern-japanese-livingroom-creative-house-design-archinspire-modern-living-room-ideas-house-ideas-com-japan-japanese-japanese-living-livingroom-modern-room-33902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>modern-japanese-livingroom-creative-house-design-archinspire-modern-living-room-ideas-house-ideas.com-japan-japanese-japanese-living-livingroom-modern-room-33902</image:title><image:caption>Once again, Japan takes things too far.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tentalcle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tentalcle</image:title><image:caption>"Unpleasant"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>Better than Viagra.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scared-little-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scared-little-girl</image:title><image:caption>"Mommy! The house is hissing at me again!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2398095583_aff3ac70ab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2398095583_aff3ac70ab</image:title><image:caption>"Technology, a spiteful little minx."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/toy_collection-sized.gif</image:loc><image:title>Toy_Collection.sized</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2015/11/18/5-tokyo-november-mistakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burnt-turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burnt turkey</image:title><image:caption>It's my Mom's recipe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/crow01_sq-fc8d8b3c13c39f3b3a8db06d6936410bebe170f6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow01_sq-fc8d8b3c13c39f3b3a8db06d6936410bebe170f6</image:title><image:caption>KNEEL!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chocoball-dream-c-club-sant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocoball-dream-c-club-sant</image:title><image:caption>She doesn't want milk and cookies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sleeping_bear-570x496.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping_bear-570x496</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jack-nicholson-frozen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack Nicholson frozen</image:title><image:caption>22 degrees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/japan_school-hy6676.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japan_school-hy6676</image:title><image:caption>"Who wants to go on a school trip to the PRISON?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gaijinassnovember.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinassnovember</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/02/03/how-to-win-the-morning-and-not-hate-everyone-till-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T06:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/06/09/lone-survivor-and-the-fall-of-veterans/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-24T20:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2016/09/02/breaking-the-japanese-phone-syndicates-hold-on-your-smartphone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BIC2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T00:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/01/09/7-iconic-albums-that-rocked-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/actors-steven-seagal-590x35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>actors-steven-seagal-590x35</image:title><image:caption>"A lot like this Super Star."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/abc_david_berlin_091106_ms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abc_david_berlin_091106_ms</image:title><image:caption>"You thought I was joking didn't ya? Welcome to my world, turkeys."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1986-poison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1986-Poison</image:title><image:caption>"It also didn't help that the members of Poison looked like this."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/10113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10113</image:title><image:caption>"Although they really did love him. For obvious reasons."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gaijinassbanner1.gif</image:loc><image:title>gaijinassbanner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gaijinassbanner.gif</image:loc><image:title>gaijinassbanner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-08T20:49:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/11/26/rush-hour-drunk-girls/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-27T23:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/11/25/japanese-voodo-beer-yakuza-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_2317541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_231754</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_2348531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yakuza</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_234853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_234853</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_231754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_231754</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_2333121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_233312</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_233312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_233312</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_220017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_220017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_235038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_235038</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p2009_1123_213532.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P2009_1123_213532</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-24T05:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/11/25/japanese-teeth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yaeba-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yaeba-Japanese Teeth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/japanese-black-teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese Black Teeth</image:title><image:caption>The Blackness also prevented tooth decay.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-22T23:55:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/20/the-death-of-japan-elenin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Untitled-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/van.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass</image:title><image:caption>"Sensational!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/einstein460x276.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Einstein wrong</image:title><image:caption>"Waaa-hahaha...I fooled you all!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/76994.jpg</image:loc><image:title>76994</image:title><image:caption>"Never go up against a Bosnian Geophysicist when DEATH is on the LINE!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/clip_image0023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clip_image0023</image:title><image:caption>"Please, say hello to Elenin, the harbinger of your doom."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-31T20:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/10/06/the-history-of-illogical-blood-typing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/japanese-bloodtyping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese-bloodtyping</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-28T22:39:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/06/14/atomic-chicken-of-death/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-21T07:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/05/19/facepunch-how-to-power-low-kick-without-snapping-your-shit-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pettas-kick-low.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pettas kick low</image:title><image:caption>"Self induced KO."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/side-legs-0_standard_709-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>side-legs.0_standard_709.0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-20T23:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/02/26/facepunch-mma-is-not-combat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/van-damme-bloodsport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Van-Damme-Bloodsport</image:title><image:caption>Van-fucking-Damage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/thechronic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thechronic</image:title><image:caption>Because only suburban, middle class white teenage boys actually give a shit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-18T05:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/02/02/technique-vs-techniques/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tribalboardshorts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tribalboardshorts</image:title><image:caption>"Come back once you cut those sleeves off and pay for this little girls sex change."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mike-tyson_2465315b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike-tyson_2465315b</image:title><image:caption>"PROWESS."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/karate-kid_display_image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karate-kid_display_image</image:title><image:caption>"Fucking Karate!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dollars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200397812-001</image:title><image:caption>"At the end of the day, this is always why."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/10316_143780424453_8173980_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10316_143780424453_8173980_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T05:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/japan-posts/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-27T11:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/11/carver-matrix-tactical-target-analysis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/armyskydiving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CarverMatrix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/carver4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carver4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/carver3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carver3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/carver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carver2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/carver11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carver1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/carver1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CARVER Matrix</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-24T03:06:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/12/27/crazy-woman-gropes-me-on-train/</loc><lastmod>2019-05-03T17:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/11/04/are-you-racist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/peter_tsai_food_bojangles-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bonjangles</image:title><image:caption>"Enjoy your chicken, you white piece of shit."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-24T06:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/11/03/how-to-go-to-the-tokyo-horse-races/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-05T07:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/07/24/pekin-chinks-windsor-swastikas-atlanta-black-crackers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cottonpickers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CottonPickers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-25T16:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/02/seagal-vs-van-damme/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-16T12:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/11/22/rip-wakarahen/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-09T08:36:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/12/10/have-a-kamikaze-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/osama-bin-laden-1998-thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BIN LADEN</image:title><image:caption>"Seriously though, Your tree looks Fabulous, my kids love it." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/doppelganger-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doppelganger-1</image:title><image:caption>"Happy birthday Jesus, we got you something very...special." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kfc_santa_claus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>"By my chicken, or wake up with a horse head next to you bitch."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kfc-japan-xmas1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kfc-japan-xmas</image:title><image:caption>"Just like in the REAL Kentucky."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kfc-japan-xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kfc-japan-xmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pokemas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pokemas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/e382afe383aae382b9e3839ee382b9e4bc9ae38381e383a9e382b7sweb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>クリスマス会チラシsWeb</image:title><image:caption>"Yes Yamamoto-san, of course it fucking explodes. BANZAI!" </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/japanese-school-girls.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese school girls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/no-further-description.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>no-further-description</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-07T04:44:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/09/05/game-of-thrones-graphics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/azor-ahai-top-ten.png</image:loc><image:title>Azor Ahai Top Ten</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jonsparentssimple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Infographic for who is Jon Snow's mother</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spoilers-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spoilers copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mtd375x360nsr2ftzsbvzibuahjvbmvzifnqt0lmrvjtffffff-u1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spoilers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/game-of-thrones-march-to-war.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Game of Thrones March To War</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/purple-wedding-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Game of Thrones Purple Wedding</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T09:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/09/26/murmansk-the-forgotten-soviet-cruiser/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-27T02:40:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/images/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/forgotten-tokyo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forgotten Tokyo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/murminsk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soviet Murmansk Cruiser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan Posts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lotr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LOTR</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/old-future.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Future</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/blood-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tumblr-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tumblr Banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/axeattack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AxeAttack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/watanabe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watanabe</image:title><image:caption>new sky building</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/donutheads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DonutHeads</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T12:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/01/creative-writing-what-ghost-writing-is-all-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/leebook2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leebook2</image:title><image:caption>I made up half this book.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/m_id_390864_brad_pitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>M_Id_390864_Brad_Pitt</image:title><image:caption>Because I am white; We all look the same to them too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mcdonalds-japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mcdonalds-Japan</image:title><image:caption>The Ever-Present </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/whispermoan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whispermoan</image:title><image:caption>Yeeshan Yangs book</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/face_leexiaomu.gif</image:loc><image:title>face_leexiaomu</image:title><image:caption>Lee Xiao Mu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-02T01:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/08/30/insights-into-the-enchanting-niijima-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc00110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gajinass, TheRock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc00087.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00087</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc00023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00023</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc00102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/34779_1238743468396_1823562435_482792_265786_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>34779_1238743468396_1823562435_482792_265786_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/niijimabeach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>niijimabeach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0769.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0768-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Niikima walking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0770.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Niijima Island</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-25T11:48:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/06/11/the-tokyo-execution-grounds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/burning-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning-2</image:title><image:caption>The stone where the stake the victim would be tied to was attached.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sign-marking-the-post-hole-for-burning-at-the-stake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sign marking the post hole for burning at the stake.</image:title><image:caption>Sign marking the post hole for burning at the stake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/suzugamori-execution-grounds-e988b4e383b6e6a3aee58891e5a0b4-suzugamori-keijc58d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suzugamori execution grounds - 鈴ヶ森刑場 Suzugamori keijō</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cleaning-up-after-decapitation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cleaning-up-after-decapitation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/beheading-kodenmacho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beheading at kodenmacho</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/denmacho-prison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denmacho-prison</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/denmacho-gate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denmacho-gate</image:title><image:caption>What greeted new prisoners when entering Denmacho</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/denma-chc58d-prison-and-execution-ground.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Denma-chō Prison and Execution Ground</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/e9a696e58887e59cb0e894b5-kubikiri-jizc58d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>首切地蔵 kubikiri jizō</image:title><image:caption>Since 2014 it has been repaired and still stands, watching, waiting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/earthquake-jizou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earthquake-jizou</image:title><image:caption>It was knocked down during the great March 11,  2011 earthquake</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-28T15:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/03/03/top-10-interesting-stats-about-the-top-100-movies-on-the-imdb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kinkiest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kinkiest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/movie-genres-breakdown-of-the-imdb-top-100.png</image:loc><image:title>Movie genres breakdown of the IMDB Top 100</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/top-100-imdb-movies-by-ratings.png</image:loc><image:title>Top 100 IMDB movies by ratings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/top-100-break-down-by-decade.png</image:loc><image:title>Top 100 Break down by decade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/witness-for-the-prosecution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Witness for the Prosecution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chart_1.png</image:loc><image:title>Top 100 IMDB movies by decade</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-12T12:33:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/03/28/cameras-everywhere-everyone-is-watching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/camera-header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camera Header</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/same-lighting-from-two-different-angles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Same lighting from two different angles</image:title><image:caption>Lightning near Coors field in Denver</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/big-hole-with-redditors-taking-pictures-from-two-angles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Hole with Redditors taking pictures from two angles</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-03T18:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/03/17/guide-to-sick-days-in-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hello-work.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hello Work</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/smoking-chimp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smoking Chimp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/japanese-sick-day-legal-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JApanese Sick Day Legal Code</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sick-days-for-part-time-staff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sick Days for part time Staff</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/full-time-work.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Time Work</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T02:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2014/01/29/hello-work-japans-unemployement-insurance-program/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-31T09:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/15/family-tradition-war-junkies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/070329bookextra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anthony Loyd</image:title><image:caption>"I couldn't give a fuck any harder. Ever. It's in my DNA."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T13:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/11/29/the-bad-bear-japan-does-not-get/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan Cup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted-movie_1032254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ted-movie</image:title><image:caption>Is about sexy time all the time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted2-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ted2 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Doing all sort of illicit drugs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted-film.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ted-film</image:title><image:caption>Is constantly chasing questionable tail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TED3</image:title><image:caption>TED that foul mouth, talking bear?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TED2</image:title><image:caption>What does his name tag say?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TED</image:title><image:caption>Lets get a little closer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TED</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/13-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TED at Fuchu Race Track3</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhh look it's greeting families!  Everyone loves teddy bears!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/13-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TED at Fuchu Race Track2</image:title><image:caption>Wait is it trying to pick up that girl?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-19T13:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/11/14/german-on-the-run/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-german.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the German</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-06T11:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/11/02/the-new-book-is-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tumblr_mvltdlpyrv1qh06ako2_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric Yosomono De-Textbook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/de.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detextbook</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-03T10:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/08/15/visiting-the-yasukuni-shrine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yasukuni-shrine-otorii-big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yasukuni-shrine-otorii-big</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/black-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Flag</image:title><image:caption>There were a couple of these flags during the anti-Yasukuni protest.  Not sure what it means.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/protest-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Protest sm</image:title><image:caption>Looks of the flippin of the Bird</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0711.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matrix </image:title><image:caption>A glitch in the Matrix</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Police Everywhere</image:title><image:caption>Here are the police everywhere, notice the riot buses blocking the route to the shrine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0703.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anti</image:title><image:caption>Then I realized they were the pro-Yasukuni people.  Here are the anti-Yasukuni people notice the fingers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pro</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0680.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pro Yasukuni</image:title><image:caption>When these guys marched by the crowd with nuts with encouragement and GanBaTes.  I was really confused as I thought there was big tension between the crowds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0673.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Speaker</image:title><image:caption>There were lots of people talking about various political angles, notice the men black behind him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0663.jpg</image:loc><image:title>More police</image:title><image:caption>Police with yellow straps</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-22T16:01:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/favorites/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image Banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/heil-hitler-woman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heil-hitler-woman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/heil-hitler-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heil-hitler-woman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tokyo_strange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tokyo_strange</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/japanstrange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanstrange</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/japanaintbanner-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanaintbanner-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/elton_john_panties_japanese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elton_john_panties_japanese</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/haunted-tokyo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tokyo Ghost Juon </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/carver4banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carver Matrix</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-29T22:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/09/25/is-the-dream-possible/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-30T12:20:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/10/insights-into-the-enchanting-hakone-and-ashinoko/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/s-045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s 045</image:title><image:caption>"All hands, present and accounted for."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/s-049.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s 049</image:title><image:caption>"Ta-Chan#1 and MakiChaki are overwhelmed by joy because they are finally on the high seas."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/s-047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s 047</image:title><image:caption>Gaijinass and TheRock educate the youth about Beer and all its sweet glory.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/s-061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Fuji</image:title><image:caption>"How the Lake CHOPS as I drink my beer! ARRRRRR!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/s-024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hakone, Gaijinass</image:title><image:caption>Prepare to be boarded!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc02741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02741</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc02742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02742</image:title><image:caption>Above: Chopping lake water of Ashino Lake. Oh, how it chops.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sparrow-moron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparrow moron</image:title><image:caption>Jack Sparrows a Bitch.  Captain my ass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc02665.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese food</image:title><image:caption>So this, although dull and completely un-filling, is no problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/uno-h2o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNO H2O</image:title><image:caption>"Uno H20! Because sometimes Tentacle rape and Simple Scatological play just isn't enough!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T08:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/04/12/insights-in-the-enchanting-hanasono-jinjya/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3826</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3825.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3825</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3824.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3824</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3820.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3820</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3817</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3816.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3816</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3819</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3818</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3814.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3814</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3811</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T08:49:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/08/13/guerrilla-rainstorm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/guerrilla-rainstorm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guerrilla Rainstorm</image:title><image:caption>Looking south from Tokyo SkyTree as a Guerrilla rainstorm strikes part of Koto City</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-14T06:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/08/02/japans-spell-of-destruction-slows-down-the-internet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/castle-in-the-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Castle in the Sky</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T02:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2013/07/19/7-must-haves-for-surviving-japanese-jail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hitomi-aizawa-yuzuki-aikawa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitomi-aizawa-yuzuki-aikawa</image:title><image:caption>How to make friends and influence people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/looneytuneswallpaper800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>looneytuneswallpaper800</image:title><image:caption>The preferred sweat suit brand for  jailed Yakuza. 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Just a normal fish like all you other 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your blood type?....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blade-490px1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blade-490px</image:title><image:caption>...try to do this but cant and almost fall down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blade-490px.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blade-490px</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/arghavampire1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arghavampire</image:title><image:caption>...freak out and briefly see the above and....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/asia012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asia01</image:title><image:caption>...smiles and asks "Whats your blood type?"....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/397a54fa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>397a54fa</image:title><image:caption>Cutie Dances Energetically across room to me.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/arghavampire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arghavampire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/asia011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asia01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/asia01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asia01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T02:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/12/13/6-things-japan-gave-up-to-be-civilized-that-we-civilized-cultures-now-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/6thingsinjapan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6ThingsInJapan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/japanese-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese Girls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T21:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/08/09/returning-as-a-foreigner-to-your-homeland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/junkiezombies.png</image:loc><image:title>JunkieZombies</image:title><image:caption>Militarized Junkie Zombies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fistpumping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exif_JPEG_PICTURE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/naked-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naked-tattoo</image:title><image:caption>No trampstamps or unicorns here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-18T02:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/07/23/little-mine-sweeper/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-06T07:22:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/06/chronicles-of-summer/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T06:44:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/07/11/debt-isnt-the-demon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/michelle-bachmann-newsweek-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-bachmann-newsweek-cover</image:title><image:caption>This isn't even a photoshop</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/debt_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newt in Debt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-13T02:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/07/01/hit-with-a-beer-bottle-at-a-riot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tsol1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tsol1</image:title><image:caption>"Surely this man would never incite a riot."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/538483_288076514623387_585358019_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>538483_288076514623387_585358019_n</image:title><image:caption>"Eddie Rothman, one of Da Hui's founders."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tumblr_m2sawl066n1qeozpoo1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m2sawl066n1qeozpoo1_1280</image:title><image:caption>"Clinically referred to as -I don't give a fuck-"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T00:52:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/reviews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/musicbangjs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>musicbangjs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/booksbngjs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booksbngjs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/moviesabngjs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moviesabngjs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T04:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/20/japan-ain%e2%80%99t-so-fked-up-keeping-bathroom-money/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-30T23:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/06/24/intense-train-experience/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T07:06:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/02/15/jp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/5440_1223836636216_1238002435_656704_1494730_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass usmc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marinecorps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MarineCorps</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-21T09:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/06/17/the-incredibly-annoyed-oktoberfest-matron/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/woman-carrying-lots-of-beer-oktoberfest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-carrying-lots-of-beer-oktoberfest</image:title><image:caption>Or even carrying more beers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/octoberfest08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octoberfest08</image:title><image:caption>Or even hot and more annoyed women with lots of beers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oktoberfest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waitress serves mugs of beer during 176th Oktoberfest in Munich</image:title><image:caption>It's not like they're aren't hotter girls with a bunch of steins out there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/octoberfestexp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OctoberFestExp</image:title><image:caption>This is how she's doing it by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lotsofbeerorig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LotsofbeerOrig</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-18T21:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/06/09/8th-army-and-the-umbrella-corporation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/umbrella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Umbrella</image:title><image:caption>A lot like the 8th Army Badge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/500px-umbrella_corporation_logo-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>500px-Umbrella_Corporation_logo.svg</image:title><image:caption>A lot like the 8th Army Badge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/8th-army-japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8th Army Japan</image:title><image:caption>8th Army Japan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/umbrella-8th-army.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Umbrella 8th Army</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-24T09:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/05/15/bored-how-about-a-kick-in-the-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flcl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FLCL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/perfect-blue1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perfect Blue</image:title><image:caption>Unforgivably this one has no lesbian scene.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/perfect-blue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perfect Blue</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-16T05:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/05/07/golden-generation-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/louisck-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LouisCK copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T14:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/05/02/the-rich-in-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rich</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/villa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Villa</image:title><image:caption>Wait ... you mean everyone doesn't live like this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/yacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yacht</image:title><image:caption>This Yacht? Yeah totally affordable.  Now you say you've switched bodies with Ed?  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/counting-money.png</image:loc><image:title>counting-money</image:title><image:caption>Once I finish counting my money I'll that mysterious murder!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-10T08:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/09/a-chikan-of-many-colors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/steven-seagal_1615593c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steven-Seagal_1615593c</image:title><image:caption>"Remember, Japan invented arm breaking, so never forget that everytime a wrist snaps, a Zionist gets hit in the eye with a Palestinian dirt glod. It's called Karma, I invented it."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chikatetsu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chikatetsu</image:title><image:caption>"I thought you said BIKINI GIRLS not HELPLESS RAPE TRAIN!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chikantable2.gif</image:loc><image:title>chikantable</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chikantable1.gif</image:loc><image:title>chikantable</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chikantable.gif</image:loc><image:title>chikantable</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chikan_japan_tshirt-p2353274609270352773s9b_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chikan gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-01T08:18:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/interviews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/scott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Shaffer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rionne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rionne</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/interviews-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interviews copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-22T02:38:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/04/19/the-walking-dead-cop-out/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-21T01:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/20/living-in-a-zombie-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/zombiecamo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZombieCamo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/walkingdead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WalkingDead</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T12:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/30/csi-warzone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cluster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cluster bombs in Libya</image:title><image:caption>The Cluster Bombs that have stumped the world's arms experts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolf ammunition from Somali pirates</image:title><image:caption>Picture from cjchivers.com detailing ammunition sailors from the U.S.S. Kidd collected with the Somali pirates they captured in January </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thegun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheGun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T01:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/27/96-minutes-of-tedium-a-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fx_louie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FX_louie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kmdn-daily-picdump-no-99_28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KMDN-Daily-PicDump-No.99_28</image:title><image:caption>"Transparent and cliched characters; my dick in your Latte. Deal with it viewer. Because I LIKE IT."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sxsw2011_96minutes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sxsw2011_96minutes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-28T03:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/01/17/interview-with-sceptre-films-rionne-mcavoy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/293028_10150269685487513_528512512_7948483_895449_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sceptre Productions</image:title><image:caption>"No really...ANYTHING."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/254514_10150223716932513_528512512_7538881_27891_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sceptre Productions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/63515_484806792512_528512512_6252003_1169808_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rionne mcavoy gaijinass </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/300489_10150341739282513_528512512_8416526_2094641115_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rionne mcavoy interview</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T14:48:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/reviews/movies/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-27T07:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/26/the-internet-is-out-to-get-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cyber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cyber</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-02T13:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/22/the-cove-any-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/the-cove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Cove</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-26T07:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/09/18/the-best-star-wars-behind-the-scenes-yet/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-17T16:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/08/staying-in-tokyo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/one-year-later.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Year Later</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T10:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/03/13/technology-of-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T05:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2012/02/21/gto-gaijin-teacher-ohmygod-issue-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie sex Japanese high school girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexy school girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asian school girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese school girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Manga bent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Manga bent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Manga bent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass GTO</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T22:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/12/tokyo-strange-photo-evidence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pinkbox6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PinkBox6</image:title><image:caption>Inside the Pink Box Book</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pink_box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink_box</image:title><image:caption>The emergency exits are too your right, please take off your pants</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/80865017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80865017</image:title><image:caption>Email this pic to your mother to help explain why you like Japan so much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/80756652.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80756652</image:title><image:caption>This works...on so many levels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hinamatsuri1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hinamatsuri1</image:title><image:caption>Leaving the Train ticket gate, late night, some woman walks up to a chalkbaord  near the station office and quickly draws this pic, writes "Hina Matsuri" next to it then jogged off around the corner." WTF </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/80884848.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80884848</image:title><image:caption>My favorite aisle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/80872687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80872687</image:title><image:caption>Gross.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/modaetei-neon-genesis-evangelion-nakisakebu-gangu-japanese-001-online.jpg</image:loc><image:title>[ModaeTei] Neon Genesis Evangelion - Nakisakebu Gangu (Japanese) 001.online</image:title><image:caption>Time for Saturday morning Cartoons!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ramen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramen</image:title><image:caption>Nice tits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/10funky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10funky</image:title><image:caption>Ahh...sweet, passive Japanese ladies...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-26T21:13:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/23/new-sky-building-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/new-sky-building2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Sky Building2</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of meow.fr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/new-sky-building.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Sky Building</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of 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whoa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T13:43:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/07/26/when-chimps-go-bad/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-04T13:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/07/14/chimps-with-substance-abuse-problems/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-08T20:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/14/list-of-myths-about-japan-part-1/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-13T06:59:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/23/are-japanese-conservative-values-japanese-%e2%80%93-part-2-%e2%80%93-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-31T22:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/02/14/olympic-sex-scandal/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-03T14:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/29/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-asian-cowboy-movies/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-03T08:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/07/ernest-hemingway-vs-mishima-yukio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hwsg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hwsg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mishima-yukio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mishima-yukio1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ernest-hemingway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernest-hemingway</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yukio_mishima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mishima Yukio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/41289-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41289-large</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hemingway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hemingway</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/eh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EH1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/250px-captainjamescookportrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250px-Captainjamescookportrait</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-19T08:38:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/03/07/build-a-killer-robot-or/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/killer-robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killer robot</image:title><image:caption>"A ,B ,C, D, E, F, G....H, I, J, K...Prepare to die SENSEI."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nelson-mandela.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TL007642</image:title><image:caption>C. Become a World Leader.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/new-years-resolution-apple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-years-resolution-apple</image:title><image:caption>B. Plan to Change something about your life in the New Year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/europe.gif</image:loc><image:title>europe</image:title><image:caption>A. Plan a Trip to Europe for Shopping!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/punisher-war-journal-comic-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punisher-war-journal-comic-book</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T06:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/20/japan-ain%e2%80%99t-so-fked-up-dudes-on-the-corner/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-31T03:50:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/05/22/the-eiger/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-20T13:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/04/15/kids-movies-not-for-kids/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-24T03:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/01/20/health-care-lunacy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/death_star.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death_star</image:title><image:caption>"Now, this is what I call tax dollars well spent."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doc Terminus</image:title><image:caption>.....Get your Tonic, Cure all Tonic, it cured my AIDS...mostly...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-24T03:37:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/06/01/what-would-you-do-for-100000/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-21T12:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/01/07/7-awesome-heist-movies-and-why-they-rock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/legend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legend</image:title><image:caption>"This much. I love it THIS MUCH...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/51ssmalb9nl-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51SSmALB9nL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/angela_bassett_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angela_bassett_01</image:title><image:caption>"Angela baby of course you can have my number, silly."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/5112f2b2nsl-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5112F2B2NSL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/51841q4c84l-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51841Q4C84L._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/517d09487tl-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>517D09487TL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/41sfwdph7al-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41SfwdPH7AL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/aykroyd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aykroyd</image:title><image:caption>"Because Gay men just do not look like this."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/513ag65enel-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>513AG65ENEL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/513eirwvhxl-_sl160_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>513EirWVHxL._SL160_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-24T17:34:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/09/15/samurai/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-19T09:24:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/23/john-frusciante-the-empyrean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/john-frusciante.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Frusciante</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T08:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/04/19/kyuss-and-the-circus-leaves-town/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-19T08:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/14/what-no-one-is-saying-about-the-british-phone-scandal/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-15T08:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2009/10/26/adult-video-model-erika-satou/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/office06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office06</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/office05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office05</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T23:58:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/07/11/chronicles-of-summer-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zangief.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zangief</image:title><image:caption>"I asked you to get me a Latte Zangief, not a fucking cappucino. Jesus."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/379389216_17ac5f4b89.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass</image:title><image:caption>"Frodo- Blow Me."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T09:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/21/bitcoin-the-new-currency/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-22T12:03:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/01/16/corn-soup-confessions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/corn-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corn-copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/corn-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corn copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T06:36:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/19/gto-gaijin-teacher-ohmygod-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/59.gif</image:loc><image:title>59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/58.gif</image:loc><image:title>58</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/56.gif</image:loc><image:title>56</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/54.gif</image:loc><image:title>54</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/53.gif</image:loc><image:title>53</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/51.gif</image:loc><image:title>51</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/50.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/49.gif</image:loc><image:title>Yosomono</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/48.gif</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-20T11:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/04/30/gto-gaijin-teacher-ohmygod/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/91.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/9.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/7.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/6.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/5.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/3.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1page2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gto1-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1-(1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gto1cover.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO1cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-11T18:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/06/06/straight-talk-with-the-duke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/q4duke.gif</image:loc><image:title>Q4duke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/q3duke.gif</image:loc><image:title>Q3Duke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/q2duke.gif</image:loc><image:title>Q2Duke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/q1duke.gif</image:loc><image:title>Q1duke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dukebanner.gif</image:loc><image:title>dukebanner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T04:41:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/05/31/cgi-and-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/skyline-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skyline copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-01T04:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/05/19/the-next-big-crisis/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-31T13:18:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/05/11/gto-gaijin-teacher-ohmygod-issue-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/30.gif</image:loc><image:title>eric yosomono</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/29.gif</image:loc><image:title>gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/28.gif</image:loc><image:title>GTO: Gaijin Teacher OHMYGOD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/27.gif</image:loc><image:title>27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/18.gif</image:loc><image:title>18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/23.gif</image:loc><image:title>Jerry McLopez</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/20.gif</image:loc><image:title>Manga Bent GTO</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T11:59:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/31/how-to-kill-the-birth-rate/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-13T10:06:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/29/6-media-buzz-words-and-their-shocking-real-meanings-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/carcrash-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaijinassimperial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/060819_mcclain060817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MJM1178 Corn Festival</image:title><image:caption>"Good god, just keeping fighting it, something good has got to come out the other end eventually...right?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wrestlerjesse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrestlerjesse</image:title><image:caption>"OK, lets get those damn tonsils outta ya! It's Surgical, calm down."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/300px-lockheed_martin_longbow_hellfire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300px-Lockheed_Martin_Longbow_Hellfire</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, it's Surgical, calm down."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T02:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/29/6-media-buzz-words-and-their-shocking-real-meanings-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/damsel.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/van_damme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>van_damme</image:title><image:caption>"No spin needed, they just casually avoid it, a lot like this."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/p1733_215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1733_215</image:title><image:caption>"Welcome to Syria sir, we hope you enjoy your Torture and illegal Confinement."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T15:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/09/02/7-reasons-israel-is-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>west bank wall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-02T04:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/10/toliet-paper-panic/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-02T22:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/02/08/sumo-scandal-did-anyone-not-see-this-coming/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-08T06:02:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/03/03/the-junk-junkies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Can</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zuzushi Art laboratory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-28T14:31:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2010/12/01/must-see-zuzushi-art-laboratory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/f2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fumico Tokyo Art</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/t2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Can Art Tokyo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/f3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fumico zuzushi </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/t1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Can KAwaii</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/f1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaijinass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/t3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Can</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T04:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://gaijinass.com/2011/01/10/liberty-and-her-critical-condition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://gaijinass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pikachu.gif</image:loc><image:title>Pikachu</image:title><image:caption>"Puppies and Cupcakes in my van our back kids! 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