Pick up Girls using the CARVER Matrix
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“If you want to increase your chances of success with women, create situations that lead to these situations.”
David DeAngelo quote
At some point starting during the end of the Vietnam war, the United States special forces began developing a Target Acquisition system that would later go on to be used in the post 9/11 world as a valuable and hyper effective Risk Assessment tool in the war on terror. This tool is the CARVER matrix.
CARVER
-Criticality
-Accessibility
-Recuperability (Return)
-Vulnerability
-Effect
-Recognizability
The dynamics of this system have allowed numerous governments and agency to pre-empt attacks and identify weaknesses in their own systems. It is helping stop terrorism…
…and that’s just great.
But….
….that is not going to help you get in the panties. So, with that thought in mind, we here at Gaijinass have decided to turn our laser like intellects and the power of the CARVER matrix to the task that matters most to the people likely reading past this sentence.
Model based decision-making such as the CARVER matrix is awesome because it eliminates something that invariably screws decisions up and that’s your emotions. It removes them from the situation. You might think you’re smooth and have all the answers but the reality is that you don’t. In fact, what little information you do have is likely counter productive, your “intuition” or “Spidy sense” as you like to call it didn’t help you with that case of herpes now did it? Your defunct inner compass is why you’re still booty calling that fat chick you met at the Indian Curry buffet from last Easter…and she STILL smells like curry. And that’s fine because we all agree; Indian curry is awesome.
But it’s time to crawl out of your gutter though and let that little light of yours shine.
Go ahead, Hold it high for all to see.
Now, for the purpose of this simulation, we are going to make a few assumptions to keep things streamlined.
- You are not 50-cent. You’re not Mystery. Nor are you Orlando Bloom. Conversely, you’re not Carrot Top either. You are an average or slightly above average looking normal guy. You have average to slightly above average game.
- You are not a crippled beggar on a skateboard. However, you’re not having your Ferrari shipped over here either. You are financially middle class or near that area.
- You have an average to well below average wang (except for all writers and contributors to this Blog, in which case “diabolically small” might be more appropriate), that is connected to a ferocious sexual appetite with the destructive consumption ability of “The Nothing” from The Never-ending story. Which, by the way, FUCKING ENDED!
"Never-Ending, my ass."
Location
Location Location Location.
It’s true, this is important. Sure, you can just go wander around the grocery store and if you’re there long enough at some point you will meet a sad “divorcy” buying microwave dinners and you might have a shot at a hand job in a filthy Piggly-Wiggly toilet. But if you’re serious about meeting women that DON’T have a plastic appendage or HAVEN’T ever been penetrated by their “sweet lord Satan” then you need to stop hanging out on the sidewalk in front of that mental hospital waiting for someone that doesn’t wear diapers.
Gaijinass currently runs operations out of Tokyo “WTF” Japan so the locations I am going to name and run through the omniscient CARVER Matrix are places an aspiring gentleman or persuasive scumbag might go to make time with a nubile young J-girl. The following locations are:
| Target Rich Locations | C | A | R | V | E | R | TOTAL |
| Roppongi | 10 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 55 |
| Shibuya | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 50 |
| Shinjuku | 7 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 45 |
| Ebisu | 6 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 32 |
| Ikebukuro | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 41 |
Based on the Matrix above (sounds fucking cool right? MATRIX) , Roppongi has been awarded the highest points for location. Let us briefly discuss why this is and the considerations made for each component within the system. And I mean briefly. For a long explanation on each component go here kids.
Roppongi is well-known as a foreign culture center in Tokyo and attracts many ex-pats nightly. This in turns attracts the Japanese women intent on meeting them. Locations to drink, socialize and drink more abound. So, for total Criticality, Roppongi received the maximum amount of possible points. It received the same for Accessibility because you could go any night of the week and there will be women drinking there that will immediately have an interest in you because you are not Japanese. Recuperability (return) scored slightly lower due to the fact that because it has this magnet like quality of foreign guys you will have competition. Although, a scimitar wielding monkey wearing a dead baby for a hat could get phone numbers, the number of women left to drag home at 4 AM will be limited. Have no fear though, by comparison, you have a much higher chance of whisking home some drunk skank there than in the other locations.
Vulnerability received fewer points, in fact the same amount as Shibuya because the level of difficulty will likely be the same and the amount of time needed to insure your one night stand will also likely be about equal. However it should be less difficult than for example Ikebukuro where you would have to go to 2 or 3 bars and then all night karaoke forcing her to miss her last train insuring she will vomit in your home toilet before passing out so you can -ahem- “pleasure” her at your drunken convenience.
Effect was high yet again because just the act of you making your sorry way to Roppongi will drastically increase your chances of mission accomplishment i.e. “Panty Droppage”. Recognizability got high points because you have to be a fool to not see where you should go to talk to women in Roppongi. Unlike Ebisu for example, the girls in Roppongi are there to PARTY. They want to drink, have men buy them drinks and then probably chug some cock. The signs are easily Recognizable.
Again in this case, Model Based decision-making and its results run against many a seasoned J-girl hunters instincts. Many men here, very driven PUA (pick up artist) avoid Roppongi like the plague but most of these motivations come from emotional responses or personal biases. If those are fairly well removed its clear Roppongi is the place to go.
Read part 2 here.
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