Love in Japan


Pick up Girls using the CARVER Matrix 2

“Don’t focus too much on getting with her, just focus on getting to THE NEXT STEP.” David DeAngelo

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In the first post in this series we applied the CARVER matrix on a strategic level to determine the area you should be operating in if access to the inner female sanctum is something high on your “to-do-list”. When you get serious about PUA, or anything else that really shouldn’t be something anyone “gets serious” about, then you can apply the same principles utilized by the US military and Special forces in their planning procedures.
It is important to first look at things Strategically. Once you have a concept and the broad strokes so to speak, then you break things down tactically. Although this warrants and really deserves its own independent post we haven’t that sort of time because hey, there is porno to watch and gossip to read so to broadly outline the shift from Strategic to tactical look at the following examples. Pretty please….

  • Strategically you think of a broad concept/ Tactically you focus on the day-to-day operations.
  • Strategically you consider the general direction/ Tactically you consider what vehicle you will use.
  • Strategically you wonder how things get connected/ Tactically you organize exactly what needs to be connected.

A very broad yet simple way to say this is that “Strategy looks at the what and why. Tactics look at the how.” The CARVER Matrix can be used when making decisions involving both or involving one but not the other.

So, back to our theoretical mission “Panty Droppage” and its designation “Gamma-2-0-Sierra-Nevada” or colloquially “Get 20-something year old Nooky” we have established our location.  Let us assume, just to speed things up that you have run various venues through the CARVER Matrix and have decided to converge upon “A971″, a fairly hip yet dully crowded business eatery/bar.  You have chosen this bar based on criteria that you defined to fit yourself considering on the type of women you will be targeting: 20 something year old office workers, yes the infamous “OL” (or money grubbers, don’t worry this mission is about subterfuge not your bank balance.)

Appropriately, you have put on a suit and tie. Nothing too dressy but enough to give you an ambiguous look.  You could be a finance guy, a teacher or a drug dealer.  You could work for the embassy or you could live with a host family. You could be homeless. You could live at an internet cafe.  There is no way to tell. The point is that you have worn the proper camouflage. Remember- you do not wear desert cammies in the Jungle.

You have further employed the use of Model based decision-making in order to determine the type of girl. Strategically, you want someone relaxed with possibly very flexible moral boundaries.  Tall would be good but not “tranny” tall and the office lady or OL vibe is really doing it for you.  Another prerequisite is that she be drinking alcohol with a pace often reserved for those dealing with a death in the family, yet not with the all-consuming passion that wraps itself around hard-core, genuine drunks.  You would like the first thing she drinks at your place in the morning to be a cup of coffee, not a left over luke-warm beer or the half-liter of Stoli she puked up the night before.

Just take our word for it on this one….just take our word.

After getting into the “vibe” and having a couple of gin tonics you spot the one.  She’s standing sort-of toward the rear of the bar that is situated in the center of the first floor, the blue glow emanating from the bar flattering, making her facial features that much soft and ultra-feminine.  She is with one friend which works well because you, being prepared and motivated, have brought a trusty wing-man along to help facilitate mission accomplishment.

The approach is simple, straight forward. Move in quickly, do not hesitate and open. You have received one casual look from her when she came in and no form of clear disgust seemed apparent.  Once you’re within speaking range, this is when you move to the tactical application of the CARVER model.

Your potential opening lines have been listed as follows:

  1. What’s your name? (eye contact, slight smile)
  2. Do you want to come to my home with me? (totally serious, sexy eyes)
  3. Sorry I’m late! (said in Japanese “Osokute Gomenne!” playful and smiling)
  4. Cheers! (glass held high “Konpai!”)
  5. God, you have a nice body baby. (looking her up and down, licking the lips….yours not hers…yet)

We are aware that these are not the only “lines” available to you however, for the sake of this post please, follow the script.  Now, let’s run these slick play-boy pros through the ever efficient and de-humanizing CARVER model.

Your opening line C A R V E R TOTAL
Opener #1 7 10 6 8 7 7 45
Opener #2 10 3 9 2 5 3 32
Opener #3 7 8 8 7 8 8 46
Opener #4 8 10 5 8 5 8 44
Opener #5 9 5 8 3 4 7 35

And the winner is….OSOKUTE GOMENE! Sorry I’m Late! with 46 points this line narrowly has passed Whats your name? and Cheers!

The rational is as follows: For overall Criticality this line is rather reserved but decent enough. You have entered the targets sphere of consciousness if you weren’t there already. If delivered properly with the right combination of humor and confidence you have shown them that you are funny, fun, have Japanese language ability and you have left things slightly ambiguous which is very good. While the two “tangos” are giggling about your silly yet effective opening line you can then follow it with Cheers! and then Whats your name?

!!TRIPLE THREAT!!

The “secret” to this line scoring high points is its moderate success in every computational component of the Matrix. Line #2 Do you want to come home with me? scores a perfect ten in Criticality making it Stupendous (yes, Stupendous) because IF this tactic is effective you will be in a taxi in 10 minutes and hopefully engaged in hot perfection love-making within the hour. However Opener #2 does not receive a high score because of very low totals in Accessibility, Vulnerability and Recognizability. It would likely be difficult to access the right combination of insanely good looks, brutal suavity and diabolical amounts of charisma in order to use this tactic. In addition, most women in the bar would not be vulnerable to such a frontal assault and finally, you have never done this before. Never before have you bathed in the sweet sexy glow of mission accomplishment via employment of this tactic. This means the tactic is unfamiliar and strange. Difficult to wield it correctly. Conversely a Cheers! or Sorry I’m Late! is something all of us have said before.

OK. I recommend you read other CARVER posts on the site to further familiarize yourself with the ins and outs of this system which is infinite in its applications and then you can take an entire Saturday afternoon calculating your assault on Japanese women-dom.

NOTE
While reading this regarding pick up in Japan, if you have never been to Japan and done this please understand there are some cultural differences that apply. Some parts of the script that work well here would result in a horrific “crash and burn” effect in a place like say “Kabul” or “San Francisco”. The actual tactics are flexible and contingent upon your area of operations.

 

Go back to part 1

 

Read more about Model Based Decision making VS your Gut and Rush Hour Drunk Girls by Gaijinass.

Pick up Girls using the CARVER Matrix

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“If you want to increase your chances of success with women, create situations that lead to these situations.”
David DeAngelo quote

At some point starting during the end of the Vietnam war, the United States special forces began developing a Target Acquisition system that would later go on to be used in the post 9/11 world as a valuable and hyper effective Risk Assessment tool in the war on terror. This tool is the CARVER matrix.

CARVER

-Criticality
-Accessibility
-Recuperability (Return)
-Vulnerability
-Effect
-Recognizability

The dynamics of this system have allowed numerous governments and agency to pre-empt attacks and identify weaknesses in their own systems. It is helping stop terrorism…

…and that’s just great.

But….

….that is not going to help you get in the panties. So, with that thought in mind, we here at Gaijinass have decided to turn our laser like intellects and the power of the CARVER matrix to the task that matters most to the people likely reading past this sentence.

Model based decision-making such as the CARVER matrix is awesome because it eliminates something that invariably screws decisions up and that’s your emotions. It removes them from the situation. You might think you’re smooth and have all the answers but the reality is that you don’t. In fact, what little information you do have is likely counter productive, your “intuition” or “Spidy sense” as you like to call it didn’t help you with that case of herpes now did it? Your defunct inner compass is why you’re still booty calling  that fat chick you met at the Indian Curry buffet from last Easter…and she STILL smells like curry. And that’s fine because we all agree; Indian curry is awesome.
But it’s time to crawl out of your gutter though and let that little light of yours shine.

Go ahead, Hold it high for all to see.

Now, for the purpose of this simulation, we are going to make a few assumptions to keep things streamlined.

  • You are not 50-cent. You’re not Mystery. Nor are you Orlando Bloom.  Conversely, you’re not Carrot Top either. You are an average or slightly above average looking normal guy. You have average to slightly above average game.
  • You are not a crippled beggar on a skateboard. However, you’re not having your Ferrari shipped over here either. You are financially middle class or near that area.
  • You have an average to well below average wang (except for all writers and contributors to this Blog, in which case “diabolically small” might be more appropriate), that is connected to a ferocious sexual appetite with the destructive consumption ability of “The Nothing” from The Never-ending story. Which, by the way, FUCKING ENDED!

"Never-Ending, my ass."

Location

Location Location Location.

It’s true, this is important. Sure, you can just go wander around the grocery store and if you’re there long enough at some point you will meet a sad “divorcy” buying microwave dinners and you might have a shot at a hand job in a filthy Piggly-Wiggly toilet. But if you’re serious about meeting women that DON’T have a plastic appendage or HAVEN’T ever been penetrated by their “sweet lord Satan” then you need to stop hanging out on the sidewalk in front of that mental hospital waiting for someone that doesn’t wear diapers.

Gaijinass currently runs operations out of Tokyo “WTF” Japan so the locations I am going to name and run through the omniscient CARVER Matrix are places an aspiring gentleman or persuasive scumbag might go to make time with a nubile young J-girl. The following locations are:

Target Rich Locations C A R V E R TOTAL
Roppongi 10 10 9 8 9 9 55
Shibuya 8 9 8 8 8 9 50
Shinjuku 7 9 7 7 7 8 45
Ebisu 6 6 4 4 5 7 32
Ikebukuro 7 8 7 7 7 5 41

Based on the Matrix above (sounds fucking cool right? MATRIX) , Roppongi has been awarded the highest points for location. Let us briefly discuss why this is and the considerations made for each component within the system. And I mean briefly. For a long explanation on each component go here kids.

Roppongi is well-known as a foreign culture center in Tokyo and attracts many ex-pats nightly. This in turns attracts the Japanese women intent on meeting them.  Locations to drink, socialize and drink more abound.  So, for total Criticality, Roppongi received the maximum amount of possible points.    It received the same for Accessibility because you could go any night of the week and there will be women drinking there that will immediately have an interest in you because you are not Japanese.   Recuperability (return) scored slightly lower due to the fact that because it has this magnet like quality of foreign guys you will have competition. Although, a scimitar wielding monkey wearing a dead baby for a hat could get phone numbers, the number of women left to drag home at 4 AM will be limited.  Have no fear though, by comparison, you have a much higher chance of whisking home some drunk skank there than in the other locations.

Vulnerability received fewer points, in fact the same amount as Shibuya because the level of difficulty will likely be the same and the amount of time needed to insure your one night stand will also likely be about equal. However it should be less difficult than for example Ikebukuro where you would have to go to 2 or 3 bars and then all night karaoke forcing her to miss her last train insuring she will vomit in your home toilet before passing out so you can -ahem- “pleasure” her at your drunken convenience. 

Effect was high yet again because just the act of you making your sorry way to Roppongi will drastically increase your chances of mission accomplishment i.e. “Panty Droppage”.   Recognizability got high points because you have to be a fool to not see where you should go to talk to women in Roppongi.  Unlike Ebisu for example, the girls in Roppongi are there to PARTY.  They want to drink, have men buy them drinks and then probably chug some cock. The signs are easily Recognizable.

Again in this case, Model Based decision-making and its results run against many a seasoned J-girl hunters instincts.  Many men here, very driven PUA (pick up artist) avoid Roppongi like the plague but most of these motivations come from emotional responses or personal biases.  If those are fairly well removed its clear Roppongi is the place to go.

Read part 2 here.

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What is Sexual is what gives a man an erection…If there is no inequality, no violation, no dominance, no force, there is no sexual arousal.

-Catharine MacKinnon

Ah…..RapeLay, how popular art thou…let me count the ways…

A lot of you people have found your way here while searching for the now infamous PC game “Rapelay”.  Shame on you.

Now…I have been trying to find a good copy to download myself for sometime but as of yet, no success. What I have found are some other VERY intriguing (read: FUCKED) games from The land of the Rising sun.

レイプ!レイプ!レイプ! (Rape!Rape!Rape!)
Yes, the title is Rape!Rape!Rape!
Charming…I know.
Normally, I only get to read these words in a Police report, usually alongside one (or more) of my friend’s names. You know who you are!
This game doesn’t have the advanced Machiavellian story line of Rapelay, however reviews seem”good” overall.

Hayashi-Kun (Mr. Hayashi) said…

This game is much more kinky than even much more expensive games.
Essentially, there is no story, but the main character (you) can walk around freely, meet women and, rape them.
Its quite simple.
If you are hoping to improve your real life kinky skills/sex skills by studying this game, it is good for that as well. The CG is very good and you can enjoy watching it.
Finally, although it is just my opinion, I can say that if you are a very pure hearted person, then this game will be hell for you but if you hope to use this to masturbate, I give it 5 stars.

However, another customer didn’t feel so satisfied….

Basically the main character in this game is insane. His heart was broken by a woman, and now he has a lot of anger, so, he rapes women. I really connect with and understand this, because I often feel the same way. Although the Game title “Rape!Rape!Rape!” is really good, I think it would be more appropriate to call this game “Life is meaningless so Rape people.”

彼女はアナル奴隷
~復讐の尻穴折檻~
“She is an Anal SLAVE~Revenge of Chastity~

I know, I agree: If I played games, I WOULD NEED THIS GAME.  Particularly if I had decided to give up on life.
The message on the left side of the Box says, “I want to suck your ass, then fuck you.”. I’d say that essentially sums up a good Tuesday evening no?

Mr. Asashi had some thoughts about the game…

Well, I really enjoyed it. Although it is a bit cheap, so the story is rather short, the sex scenes are very detailed. I found that I could learn a lot about how to train a woman, like training a dog or a horse, it isn’t so different. I think this game really taught me that if you train your girl, you will have more fun. In my opinion, the price is a reasonable match for what this product delivers.

怪盗L☆lita&you
~姉妹監禁肉遊~
Mysterious Thief Lolita & you ~
Confinement, Restraint, Torture Play.

First, apparently, the two girls in this game are 18 years old. Allegedly. Look, I am as lost as you are, I assure you. Now if I can JUST find my roommates credit card….

The green message scrolling down the left side of the box says something along the lines of “Omaetachi mitai ni waruiko ha…CHINPO DE OSHIOKI DA!” Let me translate that for you: “You two bitches are such bad girls….IM GONNA PUNISH YOU WITH MY COCK!”  I guess these guys knew my wrestling coach.

Mr. Mazuki from Kanagawa city said….

So, you have to work hard to catch these two 18 year old girls and then, work hard to nail them. The two girls are totally different. One of them is so sweet and obedient, but her sister is a foul mouth piece of slut trash. If you manage to clear all the levels completely, you can get your favorite SM option with the girls. Now, if you are serious about SM, this game might not be for you. However, if you have a Lolita Hobby or complex, you should surely purchase this game!

Now those are the ones that I felt I could actually post a graphic of, without GOD literally ripping open the Heavens, reaching down and turning my crotch into hamburger and black sadness.  I didn’t even put up purchase links (oh wait, I did. Damn those black outs where I wake up and odd, random chores have been accomplished…in blood!) because doing so would give Satan permission to punch me in the dick before he’d send me to my own private hell: Roommates in a closet sized apartment in West Virginia with Channing Tatum.
The following is one, well, I just couldn’t put the photo up, I know I am on my way to hell but there is no reason to buy an express ticket. Anyway this is just the game name and the slogan :

いもうと妊娠2~淫・胎・悶・絶~My Little Sister, Pregnant~PART 2! Phrase:

“Older Brother PLEASE! put it in my Pussy more!”

I really do my best here, I mean, I just posted a charming little entry about Sakura and Hanami and how lovely it all is. However, this, how can I turn my back on THIS!?!?!

Don’t kill the messenger…we have tried to warn you. Sweet Japan, the wonderment never ceases.

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Sex scandal Tae Satoya

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Tae Satoya
Tae after winning
gold in Nagano

In honour of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic games I’d like to talk about the sex scandal odyssey of Tae Satoya 里谷多英. Once the darling of Japan Satoya won the gold medal in the 1998 Nagano Olympics and bronze at the 2002 Salt Lake City for the sport of moguls.

Moguls is the one where skiers navigate their way down a ski hill with large bumps while doing back flips, oh and its timed.

In 2005 while riding her fame she was taken into Roppongi police custody at 3:00 AM because she started a fight. Apparently she was politely asked by the club bouncer to dismount from the “cute, young, blonde Caucasian” she was having sex with on the VIP sofa and snapped, later being carried out by police like a, “sack of potatoes”.

Nothing was reported at the time but a month later a tabloid magazine unearthed the account and scandal blew up all over Japan. Even though she had denied that sex had taken place the mainstream media jumped aboard going so far as publish her ski photos of her doing a spread eagle jump.

Tae Satoya
Headlines screaming
Drunken Sex!

Averse to bad publicity Satoya was called into the headquarters of the Japan Ski Association and with no lawyer, coach or representation of any kind was banned from the sport for a year. Feeling she was not punished enough for something that she denied ever happened she also lost her sponsorship from Fuji TV.

Fast forward to 2010 and Satoya has been allowed to compete again for Japan, although the media go through great lengths to avoid mentioning that she is present at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. Even though she is the best chance for a medal placing at Vancouver the Japanese media team refuse to give her anything but the minimal coverage possible and instead focus on another mogul skier Aiko Uemura (上村愛子).

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